I have water in my ear...

Lie on that side and just be still, gravity will do it's thang.
 
Qtip fuck your ear, with multiple whoring Qtips and hope it soaks up your ear cum.
 
Private Vasquez said:
Just lick the outer part of your earhole. It'll coax the water out.


If I had a tongue like that, I woulda had Sarah Gellar years ago.


Mmm...Gellar.
 
A swimmer friend of mine told me once you should put drops of 91% isoprophyl alcohol in your ear. Supposedly, this would help evaporate the water. I'm neither a doctor nor a scientist, but that's what I've heard.
 
Laurel said:
A swimmer friend of mine told me once you should put drops of 91% isoprophyl alcohol in your ear. Supposedly, this would help evaporate the water. I'm neither a doctor nor a scientist, but that's what I've heard.

This is true, they even package it as drops under the name swimmer's ear...I used to use it when I was taking Scuba lessons.

$2.99 for 1 fl. oz. of swimmers ear vs. $.99 for a bottle of rubbing alcohol.


Man I got ripped off.
 
earache acrobatics. or something.

This is complicated, so pay attention. To get the water out of your ear, you need to lean the waterlogged ear to its corresponding shoulder. Now, jump up and down on the single foot of the opposite side. (Right ear to shoulder, jump on left foot and vice versa) I don't know why this works, but it does.

Also try blowing into your ear with your hairdrier. Use the warm or hot setting. Actually, since you don't have a lot of hair because you're always wearing the Big Unweildy Hat you should borrow your friend's hairdryer. But that works, too.

Also, it's fun to pour peroxide in your ear and listen to it bubble. It sounds great inside your head. I'm not sure if this will work as well as the isopropyl, but even if it doesn't, it's highly entertaining.

Freya
 
Re: earache acrobatics. or something.

superlittlegirl said:
This is complicated, so pay attention. To get the water out of your ear, you need to lean the waterlogged ear to its corresponding shoulder. Now, jump up and down on the single foot of the opposite side. (Right ear to shoulder, jump on left foot and vice versa) I don't know why this works, but it does.

Also try blowing into your ear with your hairdrier. Use the warm or hot setting. Actually, since you don't have a lot of hair because you're always wearing the Big Unweildy Hat you should borrow your friend's hairdryer. But that works, too.

Also, it's fun to pour peroxide in your ear and listen to it bubble. It sounds great inside your head. I'm not sure if this will work as well as the isopropyl, but even if it doesn't, it's highly entertaining.

Freya

You are my wittingly enchanting heroine. Also, you are really hot.
 
badasschick said:
This is true, they even package it as drops under the name swimmer's ear...I used to use it when I was taking Scuba lessons.

$2.99 for 1 fl. oz. of swimmers ear vs. $.99 for a bottle of rubbing alcohol.


Man I got ripped off.

That's capitalism for ya. American ingenuity at work!

Originally posted by superlittlegirl
This is complicated, so pay attention. To get the water out of your ear, you need to lean the waterlogged ear to its corresponding shoulder. Now, jump up and down on the single foot of the opposite side. (Right ear to shoulder, jump on left foot and vice versa) I don't know why this works, but it does.

Also try blowing into your ear with your hairdrier. Use the warm or hot setting. Actually, since you don't have a lot of hair because you're always wearing the Big Unweildy Hat you should borrow your friend's hairdryer. But that works, too.

Also, it's fun to pour peroxide in your ear and listen to it bubble. It sounds great inside your head. I'm not sure if this will work as well as the isopropyl, but even if it doesn't, it's highly entertaining.

And be sure to videotape this and share with the class. Seriously.
 
Kiss for you, Starfish.

Starfish said:


You are my wittingly enchanting heroine. Also, you are really hot.

Wow. Thanks! I think you're hot, too.

Have you ever done the ear-peroxide thing? It's fun.

--Freya
 
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superlittlegirl said:


Wow. Thanks! I think you're hot, too.

Have you ever done the ear-peroxide thing? It's fun.

--Freya

I have lots of times. It is really cool and I would like my name to the list of people who think you are hot.
 
not a list-thread hijack. really.

Azwed said:


I have lots of times. It is really cool and I would like my name to the list of people who think you are hot.

You definitely go on my list of people who are hot, Because The Mini Rules!
 
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superlittlegirl said:


You definitely go on my list of people who are hot, Because The Mini Rules!


He just wants one, I'm the guy who actually owns one of the fuckers.
 
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RastaPope said:



He just wants one, I'm the guy who actually owns one of the fuckers.

So can you hook me up? I heard a rumor that you smoke marijuana too.....:)

Kisses,
Freya
 
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superlittlegirl said:


So can you hook me up? I heard a rumor that you smoke marijuana too.....:)

Kisses,
Freya


Sure, I have another spare 30 grand under my mattress...along with 3 lunchboxes of pot that I explicitly DO NOT SMOKE!
 
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RastaPope said:



Sure, I have another spare 30 grand under my mattress...along with 3 lunchboxes of pot that I explicitly DO NOT SMOKE!


You got robbed if you paid 30 grand for a Mini.
 
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RastaPope said:



Sure, I have another spare 30 grand under my mattress...along with 3 lunchboxes of pot that I explicitly DO NOT SMOKE!

I know you don't smoke it, SillyRastaPope. You just keep it for when I come over to visit, right?
 
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Azwed said:



You got robbed if you paid 30 grand for a Mini.


Yeah, hit the wrong key...I'm getting towards NOT stoned. Meant to say 20. I paid 19 and change.
 
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superlittlegirl said:


I know you don't smoke it, SillyRastaPope. You just keep it for when I come over to visit, right?

Sure thing, dollface.
 
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RastaPope said:



Yeah, hit the wrong key...I'm getting towards NOT stoned. Meant to say 20. I paid 19 and change.

Ok good. I know some of the dealerships are trying to rob people with these mandatory option packages but I did not think any of them were robbing people that badly.

Have you been to www.minicooperonline.com ???

They have lots of cool stuff and forums that you can post your life away at.
 
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Azwed said:


Ok good. I know some of the dealerships are trying to rob people with these mandatory option packages but I did not think any of them were robbing people that badly.

Have you been to www.minicooperonline.com ???

They have lots of cool stuff and forums that you can post your life away at.


Hadn't actually, thanks for the link. Only place i've been is miniusa.com

I think I'm either gonna get the roof custom painted, or coverted into a convertible.
 
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