I have to share

[snoozebutton]

Saw this and made me laugh:


For men who say, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Because women realize its not worth buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage!

 

[morninggirl5]

Saw this and made me laugh:


For men who say, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Because women realize its not worth buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!


I can't wait to see the look on the custodian's face when i give him that answer the next time he starts asking me when i'm getting married.

 

[da grunt]

.... For men who say, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Because women realize its not worth buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage!

Damn, that is funny! Wonderful response.

 

[cellis]

Thanks... I have been needing a little laugh...

 

[Desdemona]

We all need to laugh some days. Thanks Sir.

 

[InnerDarkness]

That is priceless!

I sooooooo needed to hear that right about now!

Thanks

 

[snoozebutton]

A smile is the first warm rays of the sun after a cold dark night. I'm glad I made a few happen.

 

[dragonlace]

A smile is the first warm rays of the sun after a cold dark night. I'm glad I made a few happen.

 

[CherryPop22]

that got a giggle out of me

 

[Guest]

 

[SweetDommes]

Saw this and made me laugh:


For men who say, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Because women realize its not worth buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage!

*giggles* I can just see the look on my mom's face when I tell her that the next time she asks me when I'm gonna get married ...

 

[DVS]

Even though I'm a man, it is a good twist on that time old saying. I have always thought all is fair in love, war and timely quotes about the opposite sex.

 

[Snoozebutton2]

Still funny after read again. lol

Hope brings some new smiles.

 

[graceanne]

LOL Oh, I'm glad you brought that one up, I'm gonna tell it to my sister, so she can tell it to my mom when my mom starts on her.

 

[Snoozebutton2]

Still think it's funny. lol

 

[MasterMischief]

What if it is a big sausage?



What?! Just sayin'.

 

[kushielstoy]

i love Andy Rooney!!!

Here is the full quote hun!!!


In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks
about women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
[IMAGE REMOVED]

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

 

[Snoozebutton2]

Here is the full quote hun!!!


In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks
about women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
[IMAGE REMOVED]

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

LOL even better with background info

 

[kushielstoy]

Lol

WEG

It's even better if you are a woman over 40!!!!!

 

[Snoozebutton2]

WEG

It's even better if you are a woman over 40!!!!!

Well quite sure the fire burns just as brightly if nor brighter no matter what the age.

 

[honoria]

Well quite sure the fire burns just as brightly if nor brighter no matter what the age.

You have no idea!