I have to confess.

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm addicted to the Food Network channel.
All those holiday shows mesmerize me.
The gingerbread house competions, the holiday cakes and all those cookies.
My face is pressed against the tv screen while visions of sugar plums dance in front of me.
Then I go and look up the recipes.

I'm a junkie.

but I bet I'm not alone.

 

[matriarch]

I just need a proper recipe for the pancakes you people eat over here. Mine were an unmitigated disaster.

Offers, please??? And put it in language I can understand. Please.

 

[Guest]

I'm addicted to the Food Network channel.
All those holiday shows mesmerize me.
The gingerbread house competions, the holiday cakes and all those cookies.
My face is pressed against the tv screen while visions of sugar plums dance in front of me.
Then I go and look up the recipes.

I'm a junkie.

but I bet I'm not alone.

Rachel Ray both repulses me, and turns me on.

I am a sick puppy.

The gesturing is hysterical. Watch her one time with the sound off.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Rachel Ray both repulses me, and turns me on.

I am a sick puppy.

The gesturing is hysterical. Watch her one time with the sound off.

LOL...I know.
I like Sara lee all dressed up and making all that crap...the best is how she always makes cocktails, it saves her.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just need a proper recipe for the pancakes you people eat over here. Mine were an unmitigated disaster.

Offers, please??? And put it in language I can understand. Please.

Go buy the shake and pour ones...just add water.

 

[zeb1094]

The only shows I like are The Iron Chef (Original) and Good Eats with what's his name?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hate Bobby Flay.

 

[zeb1094]

I hate Bobby Flay.

He is a stuck up son of a bitch, oh is he your's Abs?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

He is a stuck up son of a bitch, oh is he your's Abs?

Ew...I don't want him.....I like when the Iron Chef yelled at him for jumping up on the grill, what an ass.
tomorrow night is cookie night

 

[sophia jane]

I love the Food Network, especially all the holiday shows. My oldest son likes to watch Unwrapped with me.
I don't like Good Eats. But most of the other shows are good.

 

[sophia jane]

tomorrow night is cookie night

Oh! Thanks for reminding me. Remind me again tomorrow and we can watch together.


(did you see the Iron Chef America Thanksgiving episode with the turkey sorbet? I nearly puked)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I love the Food Network, especially all the holiday shows. My oldest son likes to watch Unwrapped with me.
I don't like Good Eats. But most of the other shows are good.

It's all good....except for Flay.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh! Thanks for reminding me. Remind me again tomorrow and we can watch together.


(did you see the Iron Chef America Thanksgiving episode with the turkey sorbet? I nearly puked)

OKAY!!!

No, thankfully I missed that.

 

[Guest]

You can find the damdest things on the net

http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's just sooooooo wrong.

 

[zeb1094]

http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

That ain't her body, her tits are smaller and her butts bigger. FAKE.

 

[Guest]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4545/561/1600/Rachael%20Ray%202.jpg

 

[Guest]

That ain't her body, her tits are smaller and her butts bigger. FAKE.

No wonder you're brownies are hard. You're not paying attention to the cooking aspects!

 

[zeb1094]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4545/561/1600/Rachael%20Ray%202.jpg

Link broke!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I just need a proper recipe for the pancakes you people eat over here. Mine were an unmitigated disaster.

Offers, please??? And put it in language I can understand. Please.

I just use bisquick, eggs, and milk, but I think I have a recipe for buttermilk pancakes. I'll go look.

Found it.

Buttermilk Pancakes

2 cups self-rising flour
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
2 eggs
2 cups of buttermilk
1/3 cup of cooking oil

Mix flour, sugar, and baking soda together. Add the other ingredients. Mix well and fry in very small amount of oil in already heated skillet or griddle.

 

[zeb1094]

No wonder you're brownies are hard. You're not paying attention to the cooking aspects!

No I can already cook brownies and they are not hard, soft and gooey just how i like 'em.

 

[sophia jane]

No I can already cook brownies and they are not hard, soft and gooey just how i like 'em.

I bet my brownies are better than your brownies.

(aren't I mature?)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I bet my brownies are better than your brownies.

(aren't I mature?)

You're cupcakes look pretty good to me.

 

[zeb1094]

I bet my brownies are better than your brownies.

(aren't I mature?)

Yes you...no not gonna touch that one.

I don't know, who's browning mix do you use? I use Betty's.

 

[sophia jane]

Yes you...no not gonna touch that one.

I don't know, who's browning mix do you use? I use Betty's.

Mine are homemade. So, no mix.