I Have This Itch..

[k¡tty]

Right in the middle of my back and my arms and fingers are too short to reach.

 

[HeavyStick]

scratch scratch scratch

 

[Tungwagger]

Right in the middle of my back and my arms and fingers are too short to reach.

Ok, I'll scratch yer back....

But only if I can get your motor going.....

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Right in the middle of my back and my arms and fingers are too short to reach.

Try rubbing against the door..

 

[Nora]

That's why G-d, in His infinite wisdom, gave us doors and their jambs.

 

[k¡tty]

Why do you think I hadn't answered till now?


I had to run upstairs and find a proper tool to accomodate my needs.






spatula ;-)

 

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[JazzManJim]

An unsharpened pencil works wonders.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Why do you think I hadn't answered till now?


I had to run upstairs and find a proper tool to accomodate my needs.






spatula ;-)

LMAO

Next time, try a yardstick...

 

[k¡tty]

Spatula, indeed!!!

Don't scoff at the many wonders of the spatula.




Only sharpened ones here Jimmie.. and not that there is anyone to see but the thought of having pencil streaks all over my back isn't that pleasing. lol



lol Nora and Johnny.. that's usually what I do. But the idea of someone sneaking outside and glancing in my window to see me shimming around on a door stopped me.

Always a catch eh Tungwagger? ;-)

K that's good Heavy.. just a lil harder tho please.

 

[HeavyStick]

K that's good Heavy.. just a lil harder tho please.

Harder and deeper? you want long strokes or short ones.... scratching can be so much fun....

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Nora and Johnny.. that's usually what I do. But the idea of someone sneaking outside and glancing in my window to see me shimming around on a door stopped me.

As though it wasn't bad enough to have online stalkers, now they come to your house...*hugs*

 

[LordLucan74]

Harder and deeper? you want long strokes or short ones.... scratching can be so much fun....

Indeed

 

[Lancecastor]

Right in the middle of my back and my arms and fingers are too short to reach.

 

[Nora]

Spatula, indeed!!!

Ok, gonna have to add that to the list of alternate uses for kitchen implements that Ginny and I were working on once upon a time.

Kitty, close the blinds.

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: I Have This Itch..

how about back powder?

 

[k¡tty]

How about harder, deeper, short and quick?



I prefer the ol ones Johnny.. much easier to swat away.



Oh Nora.. I have many ideas for the uses of kitchen utensils. ;-)
what blinds I have are always closed


Thank you Lance, was very generous to share with me your personal supply. But I think lotion for my dry skin would actually be more helpful, than foot powder for my back.

 

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[LordLucan74]

How about harder, deeper, short and quick?



I prefer the ol ones Johnny.. much easier to swat away.



Oh Nora.. I have many ideas for the uses of kitchen utensils. ;-)
what blinds I have are always closed


Thank you Lance, was very generous to share with me your personal supply. But I think lotion for my dry skin would actually be more helpful, than foot powder for my back.

I am told that there are ointments for this condition as well....yuck!!!

 

[Nora]

(whispers in Nora's ear) I have smoke in my eyes.

*stubs out cigarette*

Oops, sorry 'bout that!

Soooo....How's that hot meat of yours, babe?

 

[Tungwagger]

How about harder, deeper, short and quick?

Wow.....Deja Vu'......hehehe

 

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[k¡tty]

I am told that there are ointments for this condition as well....yuck!!!

Dont tell me that you've lost the lust you once held for me LordLucan..




Uh Max and Nora could you both do me a favor? O



Lmao Tungwagger, I'm afraid you'd make my teeth chatter and my eyes roll back.. oh.. wait..

 

[LordLucan74]

Dont tell me that you've lost the lust you once held for me LordLucan..

No, never. not bloody likely

 

[Nora]

"up" to about 250 degrees.....

Hot, baby. Hot. Bet it's gonna be all juicy and tender, too. *swoons*