I have these 2 female sheep

[LeoMoonshine]

and a friend of mine told me that the vaginas of sheep are almost identical to the vaginas of women. So the natural question is: Has anyone ever done a sheep and what does it feel like.

LM

 

[P. B. Walker]

Where is a Sheep Farmer when ya need one?

I've heard the same thing... never tried it. In fact... I don't think I've ever seen a sheep in person... mmm... at least that I can remember.

I used to work with some guys that had the sickest humor... alot of their jokes revolved around sheep and the various things you can do. LOL. Truely sick. Laughed my ass off.

- PBW

 

[LeoMoonshine]

I know, its kind of sick, cant see myself doing it either, but when your lover is out of town, you can only jerk it so much. Its a real BAAAAAAAAD state to be in.


L

 

[weathered2]

So... all those Shepherd jokes are true?

 

[LeoMoonshine]

I find it hard to believe that there are no experienced shepherd on this site or are they just too busy to post.

LM

 

[Guest]

When i was in France a couple years back, i was invited to this swingers party. It was in this castle located on a large property in the country side. There were lots of farm animals grazing in the fields.

There was one room in this party which was for anything goes, one upmanship. After many hours of interesting sexual activities, the dare was on to fuck one of the sheep which was grazing out in the back by the stalls. Of course the party moved out and one innocent looking sheep was picked out.

When you see sheep close up, they are a little on the dirty and smelly side. The owner requested that the one of the helpers come out and shave the backside of this sheep, since it has feces stuck to the wool. The owner also requested that the guy taking the dare lube up his penis so not to hurt the sheep.
It was the oddest thing, 15 people surrounding this guy and his sheep while the hired hand held the sheep in a harness so it woulndt bolt.
Well this guy performed the act, finished the job and told everyone how great it felt. Naturally, a couple other guys decided to try it and were quite suprised by how quickly they were able to cum.

So if you do decide to try it, make sure you shave any dirty wool off the back side and lube your penis up so that it doesnt hurt the animal.

Good luck


FR

 

[LeoMoonshine]

And to think that i was worried about my penis getting hurt. How incredibly insensitive of me. I just wish you hadnt told me how good everyone thought it was and how quickly your friends came.

BTW. If you tried it but are shy about admitting it, i wont tell anyone.

LM

 

[KillerMuffin]

Having little or no interest in vaginas beyond my own, I haven't tried it.

However, there is an interesting tidbit of information that you may want to take into account. Sheep carry syphilis. You will want to use a condom when you finally get around to fucking your sheep.

 

[lovetoread]

Imagine telling your doctor about where you got syphilis.

 

[Myrrdin]

I find it hard to believe that there are no experienced shepherd on this site or are they just too busy to post.

LM

We just don't understand how anyone, of sane mind,would consider the capture and rape of anything which would be classified as mentally subnormal
Anything which is incontinent and smells of regurgitated grass, is not a sexual turn on.

You would be better off selling one of the sheep. With the money buy some beer. Barbecue the other one. Invite some neighbours over for a party. One of them may take pity on you and give you a symapathy fuck.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Myrddin is a wise man.

 

[MechaBlade]

My love life may be pathetic, but as long as I have at least one hand, I will stay away from animals.

MechaBlade

 

[MissTaken]

Ummmm

I may be wrong about other states, but I know fucking animals is illegal in NYS.

 

[$RicH$MaN$]

While you're the shaving rear of the sheep, remeber to shave a spot on the neck so you have a place to kiss. I have to assume you live where sheep are readily available and somebody is bound notice the distinctive "shearing" pattern and figure something is up. So I hope for your sake that it's not addictive. I can just see a fellow inmate asking you what you got sent up for. Whatever you decide, good luck.

 

[LeoMoonshine]

Well it looks like were having a party now. Ive never met so many party animals. You people sure can get serious on what is nothing but an attempt to bring a little levity here. Its very apparent that the sheep arent the only ones not getting it.


Peace and Love

LM

 

[Bindii]

Imagine telling your doctor about where you got syphilis.

Or your wife!

 

[Myrrdin]

"Sheep may safely graze."

 

[lil_vixen]

Now this is just a bit sick for my tastes. The poor sheep being raped.

 

[sweetlittleass]

Did anyone stop to think...

maybe he isn't interested in doing the sheep, he's just curious? Really, he didn't say he wanted to do the poor little animals, he was just curious what other's experiences were! My oh my people get all fired up without knowing all the facts.

Baby

PS - Leo... thanks for the other day! Next time it's your turn!

 

[Sweet Randy]

You need to ask someone from Montana. I hear they have really cute ewes up there. { Haven't you heard about the three Montana cowboys riding down the road in their old pickup truck. Seems that they spotted an old range ewe with her head caught in the woven wire fence. The driver made the comment that he wished that was Julia Roberts caught in that fence. The cowboy in the middle said he sure wished it was Sharon Stone. The old broken down cowboy on the passinger side rolled his window down and looking back said "Hell I just wish it was dark". }

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Did anyone stop to think...

maybe he isn't interested in doing the sheep, he's just curious? Really, he didn't say he wanted to do the poor little animals, he was just curious what other's experiences were! My oh my people get all fired up without knowing all the facts.

Baby

PS - Leo... thanks for the other day! Next time it's your turn!

When you post such a post on a public forum you have to take the responses you get. You cannot whine about not getting proper responses. He wasnt asking about the time of day. He was talking about fucking something that cannot say no. A poor defenseless animal.

Gee have you seen what happens to posters who ask such questions? I mean,think about the poor person who posted about getting the dog involved in sex play. Ask a simple question and everyone gets upset. Geez.

 

[funwdi]

This is probably just for fun. So many posts are to try to get people fired up. This one is working...

 

[SexySlut2]

Shakes head and moves on....

 

[LeoMoonshine]

Hey LovetoRead,

You seem to have real empathy for sheep. How do you know that the sheep might not enjoy the encounter. Especially when its in heat.
Of course, you might also have a problem with where it will end up if its not being used as a sex toy. Have you tried the rack of lamb lately?

LM

 

[lovetoread]

Hey LovetoRead,

You seem to have real empathy for sheep. How do you know that the sheep might not enjoy the encounter. Especially when its in heat.
Of course, you might also have a problem with where it will end up if its not being used as a sex toy. Have you tried the rack of lamb lately?

LM

Excuse me?

You lost me.

Sheep are sheep. I have empathy for all,but they are animals. The only concern I have are for the poor children that might come of this union.

And no,I dont eat lamb. There is no telling who the father might be.

You seem to miss read something along the lines. I care not about what you said,did or thought.

I am tired of people who post things and then dont expect to get anything bad out of it.

If you meant it as a joke,then you sure have a bad way with words,as so many people didnt get it.

I do,however, have this goat out back that needs a home...interested?