I have the hiccups..

juttjaw

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I've had these stupid fuckers for the last 30 minutes...

Any suggestions?? Relax your diaphragm is out..
Scare is out...
It's miserable!!

It's the reverse fart that never ends.
 
i was told once the only way to cure the hiccups was to suck some dick.
 
I know it sounds stupid but if I can burp, my hiccups go away.
 
Hold breath. Works for me if naturally occurring hiccups. Nicotine spray has possible hiccups as side effect. Big loud ones too.
 
Give up on life. There is no cure and quality of life is now close to zero.
 
Hold Your Breath

Take a deep breath and hold it. When there’s a build-up of carbon dioxide in your lungs, your diaphragm relaxes, which should help get rid of hiccups.
 
this works every single time for me:

WITHOUT taking a breath, swallow 3 times

sorted
 
Not even a big drink, just a sip of pickle juice, or even eat the pickle.
Works in 10 seconds, every time
 
If you're still having hiccups I will come over and shoot you. It's what I would want after all this time. Just being a buddy.
 
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