I have the baby bug...
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ksmybuttons
Push and Pull
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Like kittens, they grow. More fun every day. 
Wrong person to ask. I didn't have mine until 40. Wouldn't trade a day!
Wrong person to ask. I didn't have mine until 40. Wouldn't trade a day!
Calamity Jane
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to look up every single one of Bob Peale's posts re: The Things. And, just in case that doesn't do it, find my "Demon Spawn" thread. It's free birth control!
Sillyman
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The weight gain, the stretch marks, the bathroom breaks, post partum depression, nausea, the crying, the puking, the potty training, the spastic toddlerhood, the destruction, the loss of social life, the expense which keeps getting larger, the snotty hateful annnoying rebellious uppity teenage snot, the revolting daughter/son in law, possibly more than one of them, plus they would have everything bad about you in them as well.
Secret Kate
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MissTaken
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I love being a mom, usually!
Until I need to go to the bathroom and find two pairs of eyes staring.
Until I want to go out to dinner with a special friend and there is no babysitter.
Until I need a shower but the lil ones are fighting so badly I can't leave them alone for the ten minutes I allow myself to groom.
Until I want meat and potatoes for dinner and waste hours preparing a meal that I fell is ambrosia only to have to open a can of spaghettios to keep the masses happy.
Until I want sex and can't seem to maneuveur around the little bodies that just won't stay in their own bed.
Until the lil ones get angry and shout "I hate you" mom.
Actually, I never really want NOT to be a mom. I just want a break. Follow me for a day, kitte. It will cure you in a heart beat!
Oh and did I mention, my toothbrush was used to brush Babbling Barbie's (or whatever the fuck one is ti) hair ....complete with shampoo to make it "nice and shiney, mom!"
Until I need to go to the bathroom and find two pairs of eyes staring.
Until I want to go out to dinner with a special friend and there is no babysitter.
Until I need a shower but the lil ones are fighting so badly I can't leave them alone for the ten minutes I allow myself to groom.
Until I want meat and potatoes for dinner and waste hours preparing a meal that I fell is ambrosia only to have to open a can of spaghettios to keep the masses happy.
Until I want sex and can't seem to maneuveur around the little bodies that just won't stay in their own bed.
Until the lil ones get angry and shout "I hate you" mom.
Actually, I never really want NOT to be a mom. I just want a break. Follow me for a day, kitte. It will cure you in a heart beat!
Oh and did I mention, my toothbrush was used to brush Babbling Barbie's (or whatever the fuck one is ti) hair ....complete with shampoo to make it "nice and shiney, mom!"
StrawberryPez
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Okay...if you get pregnant now...then next summer when I come to party with you, you'll have a baby so we won't be able to party down right!
I'd feel bad and would be like "No we shouldn't...you have a kid, I don't want to be a drunk in front of your kid"
You wouldn't want to make me feel bad would ya?!
AND I agree with Rambrat.
I'd feel bad and would be like "No we shouldn't...you have a kid, I don't want to be a drunk in front of your kid"
You wouldn't want to make me feel bad would ya?!
AND I agree with Rambrat.
Calamity Jane
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Rambrat said:
Who's pussy is the size of an orange???????
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Let's seeeee....morning sickness OR nausea, water retention, constant doctor's visits, getting depressed watching your weight increase, getting overheated cuz your hormones have taken over your body, pissing yourself sometimes cuz of the pressure of the baby PLUS a good sneeze (yikes!), labor, not being able to take stairs as well as before, labor, not being able to walk as quickly as before, labor,....and goddess forbid you should get preEclampsia (in the old days called toxemia). I had it. It usually happens with first pregnancies, but not always, and noone knows why. They have to induce labor, which makes it much longer and much more painful. Imagine back labor! (bad, bad cramps/contractions in your back).
The practical side: babies do not stay babies, my dear! Eventually they become temperamental two year olds, whiny four year olds, stubborn six year olds, rebellious teenagers.....Even a parent who has read all the books will find herself tearing her hair out. I'm there now!
Let's seeeee....morning sickness OR nausea, water retention, constant doctor's visits, getting depressed watching your weight increase, getting overheated cuz your hormones have taken over your body, pissing yourself sometimes cuz of the pressure of the baby PLUS a good sneeze (yikes!), labor, not being able to take stairs as well as before, labor, not being able to walk as quickly as before, labor,....and goddess forbid you should get preEclampsia (in the old days called toxemia). I had it. It usually happens with first pregnancies, but not always, and noone knows why. They have to induce labor, which makes it much longer and much more painful. Imagine back labor! (bad, bad cramps/contractions in your back).
The practical side: babies do not stay babies, my dear! Eventually they become temperamental two year olds, whiny four year olds, stubborn six year olds, rebellious teenagers.....Even a parent who has read all the books will find herself tearing her hair out. I'm there now!
LukkyKnight
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So, Ruby's twins and MissT's tales... aren't working, are they? Children are the fountain of youth, but you can't take them back for a refund even if you save your receipt.
Calamity Jane
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Kitte said:
The pain is nothin. They give you lots of cool drugs to deal with the pain...
What they don't do is give you unlimited refills on those drugs for when life gets REALLY painful... think about a 5 year old and a 2 year old who wake up at 530, don't take naps, and won't go to bed til around 930 at night...
Ruby, remember my 'play pen' idea? I'm very very seriously considering it.
StrawberryPez
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Rambrat said:
Is that a good thing?
