I Have Officially Declared Myself A Diva

[TN_Vixen]

I have on the most outrageous outfit you could imagine and demand to have bottles of chilled Dom Perignon in my dressing room- the temperature hovering right above freezing & only GREEN m&m's... peanut please in separate bowls - but not just any bowls, they must be fine bone china. I expect to have my toenails painted a different color every hour on the hour and I need a virgin to blow dry the paint job. Only a virgin will do.

*snap snap* Hop to it people!

 

[His_kitty]

Well I obviously can't be the one to dry your nails ...... I suppose I'll just happily sort the M&M's for you. I can eat all the other colors and save the green ones for ya .....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well. I officially declare myself the president and CEO of the Vixie Diva Fan Club.

I'm going to lie about what I'm wearing, but hey, Daisy Dukes and a bra, baby.

 

[Sixth]

You're not a real diva unless you have a large and fluffy feather boa.

 

[TN_Vixen]

AND, as a self-proclaimed Diva, I demand to have pictures of KM's bubbies plastered all over my dressing room walls.

Ollie & PC MUST... I said MUST suck each other off, or at the very least, rub cocks in my prescence and appear as though they are enjoying it.

Laurel-li must read me the most erotic story she's aware of in a breathy, sultry voice as I have my makeup applied.

Oh, and I get to pinch KM's luscious cheeks hanging out of her daisy dukes whenever I please.

 

[pabloback]

all those bouquets are giving me hayfever

 

[KillerMuffin]

I assume that it's all right for me to heap adoration upon your lovely self?

You're my kind of Diva.

 

[Rubyfruit]

What?

Isn't there some sort of form to fill out?

 

[Cheyenne]

Ollie & PC MUST... I said MUST suck each other off, or at the very least, rub cocks in my prescence and appear as though they are enjoying it.

I'm betting we just found the deal breaker here.

 

[Sixth]

Re: Re: I Have Officially Declared Myself A Diva

What?

Isn't there some sort of form to fill out?

There's a form but you don't fill it out, you wave it around your head while stamping your heels instead.

 

[Guest]

Vixen,

I know I am not worthy but may I please, please be your Diva understudy???

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Vix Vix Vix..gaddamn what are ya doin to me here baby? As an artist in the IFB Inc. family I have tried to nurture you and feed your talent and provide for your comfort... you're money but you ain't gold, baby.

Muffin..... didn't we talk about this? i KNOW we met just last week in Paris over fries to spin this thing...... here's the scoop: Vix was kidnapped and brainwashed by a whacked up entertainment separatist group in Vermont that felt her talent was a blight on the face of entertainment. She was recovered by IFB Black-ops and has been on medication to keep her calm and under control until she can again cope with reality with teh help of my personal doctors' care. This outburst was the act of a medicated woman who is not herself...

Now please....have that distributed to the AP immediately.
M&M girl, how about a few red and blues over here?

 

[TN_Vixen]

IFB, ugly rumors don't become you sugar. ;-)

 

[TN_Vixen]

Vixen,

I know I am not worthy but may I please, please be your Diva understudy???

Well, only if you promise to floss my teeth for me every night.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I assume that it's all right for me to heap adoration upon your lovely self?

You're my kind of Diva.

And you're mine.

That's enough of the obligatory flattery. Let's get back to the 3 page list of my demands.

 

[Guest]

For you, Miss Diva, I'd happily floss your teeth, bathe you, tonguefuck you....er, uh, you must know of my loyalties.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Muffin

You wear a bra???? I find that hard to believe.

 

[#1tankcomander]

TN_Vixen...

If that is really your ass....Me and Marksgirl like it very much!!!!!!!!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: TN_Vixen...

If that is really your ass....Me and Marksgirl like it very much!!!!!!!!

tankdude & marksgirl: No, it isn't really my ass... but it is a very nice one isn't it?

 

[#1tankcomander]

Ruby........

Ahhhh..... what can I say............. Love the AV's


Huggs and kisses.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Muffin

You wear a bra???? I find that hard to believe.

Why?

 

[#1tankcomander]

TN_Vixen

Toooo...bad, But what can I say.........Think you ship one to us? We could have fun, if not ship yourself instead. We'll take delivery, or better yet we'll give delivery!!!!!!

 

[#1tankcomander]

Muffy........

Your AV (if that is you) shows an unhaltered, nice set of breasts....

So why not show em if ya got em???????????

Marksgirl SHOWED HERS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Muffy........

Your AV (if that is you) shows an unhaltered, nice set of breasts....

So why not show em if ya got em???????????

Yeah, Muff. We all know you walk around with a plastic gun on your ass. Turn around and show us those pretty breasts.

I never get tired of looking at them.

 

[dickE]

Remember.........."diva" is "avid" spelled backward!

"That's all I have to say 'bout that"...F. Gump