I have nothing to do at office

[thirty]

My colleagues seem very busy, but i have nothing to do...

 

[Saint Peter]

Find something to do.

 

[Hypoxia]

I was in that position in a very large office -- 1500 computer programmers, a couple thousand clerks, etc. I was officially Project Librarian, managing and filing program code and documentation. That took about two hours daily. Rest of the time I wandered the building 'interfacing' with other teams, i.e. bullshitting and/or flirting with slackers.

When I finished the firm's Programmer Trainee course and was assigned to a coding team, I was given charge of a trivial application. Maintenance took about... two hours daily. Rest of the time I was... interfacing. Alan In The Office is about people I knew there. Yeah, those supply closets were sometimes occupied.

Maybe your office is too small for such fun. Pity.
________

my LIT stuff

 

[Saint Peter]

Find someone to do.

 

[thirty]

I was in that position in a very large office -- 1500 computer programmers, a couple thousand clerks, etc. I was officially Project Librarian, managing and filing program code and documentation. That took about two hours daily. Rest of the time I wandered the building 'interfacing' with other teams, i.e. bullshitting and/or flirting with slackers.

When I finished the firm's Programmer Trainee course and was assigned to a coding team, I was given charge of a trivial application. Maintenance took about... two hours daily. Rest of the time I was... interfacing. Alan In The Office is about people I knew there. Yeah, those supply closets were sometimes occupied.

Maybe your office is too small for such fun. Pity.
________

my LIT stuff

Good for you!

I don't why, in our company, it's big no for colleagues to flirt with each other.

 

[thirty]

Find someone to do.

Easy said than done.

I just have not much thing to do.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

My colleagues seem very busy, but i have nothing to do...

If you are not doing anything and you are on a porn site you are not needed. Quit and look for a good job at McDonalds where you won't have time to wipe your ass before going back to making burgers.

 

[pensivepoet]

My colleagues seem very busy, but i have nothing to do...

That means you're doing it right.
Just carry around a folder and appear stressed.

 

[thirty]

If you are not doing anything and you are on a porn site you are not needed. Quit and look for a good job at McDonalds where you won't have time to wipe your ass before going back to making burgers.

You know what? My job is good enough and my paycheck is enough to support my whole family.

 

[Noor]

Look busy. Fix something.

 

[Saint Peter]

Look busy. Fix something.

Truth!

"My job description does not include..."

I have no idea what conditions thrity works under or what type of work he does. Even those that work on commission can find something to do during slow times.

Productivity makes the day go faster and gives you a better feel good on the way home at night.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Most people in heavily industrialized first world countries spend nearly their entire adult lives in office buildings sitting on office chairs and staring at a computer screen inside of a tiny cubicle.

Life is so much fun!

 

[Lancecastor]

Truth!

"My job description does not include..."

I have no idea what conditions thrity works under or what type of work he does. Even those that work on commission can find something to do during slow times.

Productivity makes the day go faster and gives you a better feel good on the way home at night.

"If there's time to lean, there's time to clean."

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's been a while since we've been treated to this performance alt...


:shrug:

 

[rosco rathbone]

this is why offices should have an apprentice system.

 

[Lancecastor]

More young women with big tits.

The old secretary interview process was foolproof; candidate faces wall, if tits touch wall before her nose, she's hired.

http://www.hyphon.com/images/boob-test.jpg

 

[Liar]

My colleagues seem very busy, but i have nothing to do...

And this is a problem because...?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Easy said than done.

I just have not much thing to do.

Think of it this way. At least you will get noticed by your supervisors.

On second thought, in China that might not be a great idea.

 

[thirty]

And this is a problem because...?

As LIVINRFANTASIES said, I need to feel good on the way home after work.

 

[Saint Peter]

As LIVINRFANTASIES said, I need to feel good on the way home after work.

this is why Lit should have an apprentice system.

 

[Miasorrow]

More young women with big tits.

The old secretary interview process was foolproof; candidate faces wall, if tits touch wall before her nose, she's hired.

http://www.hyphon.com/images/boob-test.jpg

Did the test. I fit the criteria, now what?

 

[Lancecastor]

Did the test. I fit the criteria, now what?

Get your dictation pad.

But first, drop your pencil.

 

[Passionnee]

Get your dictation pad.

But first, drop your pencil.

At first glance thought you said get your knee pads

 

[Lancecastor]

At first glance thought you said get your knee pads

You can use a couch cushion. This time.

 

[Passionnee]

You can use a couch cushion. This time.

Very thoughtful of you!