I Have Not Only Declared Myself The King Of Literotica!......

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Dear yayati,

The position of the King has already been taken by The Squid and the Queen, *brat*. Similarly, the position of the Emperor has been taken up by myself. The Dictator is Laurel. The General Secretary is REDWAVE. Therefore, I advice you to try out for the Chairman. You'll probably be cut, though.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Daddy, your cock is too small. Can I have a dildo? I really, really want to see what an orgasm is like.

 

[HeavyStick]

where's the beer, bread and milk you were supposed to get from five going away threads ago?

 

[QuickDuck]

Actually, the funny thing is that i declared you the board wanker.

 

[Sandia]

And don't forget. I AM the fucking Moderator.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Come now, Duck, he's not a wanker. He's a virgin. He doesn't even wash his cock if he has to touch it with any other flesh.

 

[Lancecastor]

Let me know what you need; I'll arrange it.

 

[hogjack]

I thought you were...

In the directory you're listed as The Official Spermicidal Jelly of Literotica.

You might want to get that updated if there's been a change.

 

[Pagliacci]

S o I take it you got banned from that Indian Forum you lauded earlier ?

 

[Siren]

 

[Guest]

You'll have to fight Jim_Henson for the title. Considering you're both legends in your own minds; this could actually be interesting.

 

[Siren]