Betticus
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So, I was thinking .. rape .. I can do better.
The betticus, being the epic master of all he surveys set himself a challenge to find a new and completely different way of committing rape and once again I have risen to the call.
The other evening I got my supplies together. A quart of milk, two extra strength ex-lax tablets, a bowl of high fiber bran cereal, two rolls of electrical tape and a cup of orange juice with a hefty dose of roofies in it.
The evening began with the standard date fare, I took myself to stone cold creamery for a nice ice cream cone with sprinkles on top which was quite delicious I must say. Then I escorted myself to the artsy movie theater for a special showing of the divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood which was very moving and put me in the mood to cuddle. When I got home I made a bowl of cereal with the two ex-lax tabs ground up and added and spiked a frosty cup of orange juice with the roofies.
The evenings festivities were set up and ready to go.
I put on my comfiest flannel pajamas and some fuzzy bunny slippers and enjoyed my evenings repast of cereal with orange juice while engaging myself in a conversation about the merits of Valentines day and how it brings couples closer together.. I noticed myself nodding off a bit and knew the time was close so I broke out the electrical tape and ran to the bedroom. I stripped myself naked and quickly wrapped my fist with the duct tape, forced my penis inside the comfy love glove of my hand and then taped my wrist to my thigh so it wouldn't slip off.
It got all fuzzy and then I passed out. When I awoke the sun was low on the horizon and I realized that I'd been out for hours. The first thing to hit me was the stench, the bed was covered in the scum of partially dried fecal matter and shit was everywhere. My hand was raw and chafed, bleeding slightly and my poor cock was purple with bruises. There was jizz in copious amounts mixed with the shit and it took me a while to peel the tape off of my hand.
I had done it.. me.. I had managed to date rape myself in a manner which I will never be able to forget! It took forever to wash off the offensive matter and the whole bed had to be thrown out and burned. My cock is inconsolable and my hand won't speak to me, even in sign language.
betticus wins again!!!!!
The betticus, being the epic master of all he surveys set himself a challenge to find a new and completely different way of committing rape and once again I have risen to the call.
The other evening I got my supplies together. A quart of milk, two extra strength ex-lax tablets, a bowl of high fiber bran cereal, two rolls of electrical tape and a cup of orange juice with a hefty dose of roofies in it.
The evening began with the standard date fare, I took myself to stone cold creamery for a nice ice cream cone with sprinkles on top which was quite delicious I must say. Then I escorted myself to the artsy movie theater for a special showing of the divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood which was very moving and put me in the mood to cuddle. When I got home I made a bowl of cereal with the two ex-lax tabs ground up and added and spiked a frosty cup of orange juice with the roofies.
The evenings festivities were set up and ready to go.
I put on my comfiest flannel pajamas and some fuzzy bunny slippers and enjoyed my evenings repast of cereal with orange juice while engaging myself in a conversation about the merits of Valentines day and how it brings couples closer together.. I noticed myself nodding off a bit and knew the time was close so I broke out the electrical tape and ran to the bedroom. I stripped myself naked and quickly wrapped my fist with the duct tape, forced my penis inside the comfy love glove of my hand and then taped my wrist to my thigh so it wouldn't slip off.
It got all fuzzy and then I passed out. When I awoke the sun was low on the horizon and I realized that I'd been out for hours. The first thing to hit me was the stench, the bed was covered in the scum of partially dried fecal matter and shit was everywhere. My hand was raw and chafed, bleeding slightly and my poor cock was purple with bruises. There was jizz in copious amounts mixed with the shit and it took me a while to peel the tape off of my hand.
I had done it.. me.. I had managed to date rape myself in a manner which I will never be able to forget! It took forever to wash off the offensive matter and the whole bed had to be thrown out and burned. My cock is inconsolable and my hand won't speak to me, even in sign language.
betticus wins again!!!!!
