I have Haagen Das Chocolate Peanut Butter

[shereads]

I like it frozen hard, so the middle has to be eaten with a fork.

 

[The_Fool]

Freeze your mouth to match that chunk of ice you call a heart?

 

[jomar]

Are you on a sugar binge?

 

[shereads]

Are you on a sugar binge?

Yes.

How can you tell?

 

[shereads]

Freeze your mouth to match that chunk of ice you call a heart?

Yes.

How can you tell?

 

[The_Fool]

Yes.

How can you tell?

Now I'm getting recycled replies to my posts...

 

[shereads]

Now I'm getting recycled replies to my posts...

Needs more cowbell.

 

[jomar]

Yes.

How can you tell?

Your AV looks wired.

 

[shereads]

Your AV looks wired.

She's been trying to change that typewriter ribbon since 1946.

 

[The_Fool]

Needs more cowbell.

I bet you have a pair of pink balls hanging from your rear bumper don't you.


I just wonder what you did with the rest of that dildo...

 

[jomar]

She's been trying to change that typewriter ribbon since 1946.

I thought the hairstyle was a bit retro.

 

[shereads]

I bet you have a pair of pink balls hanging from your rear bumper don't you.


I just wonder what you did with the rest of that dildo...

I have the utmost respect for male genitalia. Ask anyone.

 

[Guest]

I have the utmost respect for male genitalia. Ask anyone.

I believe the last comment I heard was:

"Stay away from sher, she'll grab it and run!"

 

[rengadeirishman]

chocolate and peanut butter is one of the great combinations in human history, like whiskey and cigarettes, brandy and cigars, beer and cigarettes, spaghetti and meatballs, peanut butter and jelly, baileys and yoohoo, the list could go on and on.

 

[Liar]

I like it frozen hard, so the middle has to be eaten with a fork.

If you can actually jam a fork into it, it's not frozen hard enough.

I eat mine with a blowtorch.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If you can actually jam a fork into it, it's not frozen hard enough.

I eat mine with a blowtorch.

Boy it's getting deep in here . . .

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Needs more cowbell.

The ice cream or the posts?

 

[shereads]

I believe the last comment I heard was:

"Stay away from sher, she'll grab it and run!"

Some guys like that. Just don't run farther than a few inches.

 

[Guest]

Some guys like that. Just don't run farther than a few inches.

And that would depend on the guy.

 

[kimbalee]

And that would depend on the guy.

lmao... I guess it would depend on the guy. good one.

 

[The_Fool]

I have the utmost respect for male genitalia. Ask anyone.

Reminds of the phrase: "Will you respect me in the morning?"

Hell I never respect myself in the morning. Poor worthless bastard has to work.

 

[TE999]

Blue Bunny Peppermint Stick ice cream is the best.

It's seasonal unfortunately. I'm down to my last 8 gallons and it's not even June.

 

[Guest]

Reminds of the phrase: "Will you respect me in the morning?"

Hell I never respect myself in the morning. Poor worthless bastard has to work.

Guys don't need to worry about respected.

Something to do with the dangly bits, I dunno.

 

[The_Fool]

Guys don't need to worry about respected.

Something to do with the dangly bits, I dunno.

Could be...

 

[Guest]

Could be...

I like dangly bits.

Just sayin'.