I have decided that next week...

[Sean]

...I am going to make crumpets from scratch for the first time. Recipe looks really easy.

 

[cjh]

So is the recipe for biscuits.

Fuck me if I've ever made a batch worth eating.

 

[lovetoread]

He also wants to buy a hatchet.

Someone needs to be worried.

 

[girlsmiley]

Men are really good at baking.

 

[Sean]

So is the recipe for biscuits.

Fuck me if I've ever made a batch worth eating.

Thanks for your support, Debbie Downer!

 

[lovetoread]

So is the recipe for biscuits.

Fuck me if I've ever made a batch worth eating.

I can't make a biscuit to save my life if it doesn't come out of a can.

 

[Sean]

He also wants to buy a hatchet.

Someone needs to be worried.

Some bastard stole the one I used to have with my camping gear.

 

[cjh]

Thanks for your support, Debbie Downer!

hey! you're the one who has decided you'll need a hatchet to tackle them.

 

[neci]

i don't think i've ever had a crumpet.

 

[Sean]

i don't think i've ever had a crumpet.

They're double yum with lots of real butter melting on them. Recipe.

 

[Peregrinator]

Crumpets? I thought you liked women.

 

[cjh]

I can't make a biscuit to save my life if it doesn't come out of a can.

my grandmother made great biscuits.

i had her show me how.

she did not measure a thing.

needless to say, i never replicated that.

 

[girlsmiley]

Crumpets with butter and blackberry jelly.

 

[Sean]

hey! you're the one who has decided you'll need a hatchet to tackle them.

More because I've started lighting my fire a LOT in the last couple of days and splitting kindling with a claw hammer is a pain.

 

[lovetoread]

my grandmother made great biscuits.

i had he show me how.

she did not measure a thing.

needless to say, i never replicated that.

Everyone in my family can make them like that. I think I was born missing one of the southern genes.

 

[Sean]

Crumpets? I thought you liked women.

Crumpet, you bloody colonial, is actually slang for a sexy woman.

 

[lovetoread]

Crumpets? I thought you liked women.

He likes women?

 

[neci]

They're double yum with lots of real butter melting on them. Recipe.

english muffins!

i may have to try and make some this week. it looks like i've got all the ingredients on hand.

and biscuits are hard to get right. when i go with a buttermilk recipe, it works out much better.

eta. not english muffins. hmm.

 

[Squibbs]

I bake shit all the time.

It's easy.

 

[Peregrinator]

Crumpet, you bloody colonial, is actually slang for a sexy woman.

He likes women?

No. Evidently he's planning on putting some in the oven.

 

[Sean]

english muffins!

i may have to try and make some this week. it looks like i've got all the ingredients on hand.

and biscuits are hard to get right. when i go with a buttermilk recipe, it works out much better.

The only thing I don't have in the cupboard is yeast.

 

[lovetoread]

No. Evidently he's planning on putting some in the oven.

He's a witch!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

So is the recipe for biscuits.

Fuck me if I've ever made a batch worth eating.

Me neither. They're so fuckin' simple, but I keep screwing it up. I admit defeat and either buy the frozen ones or get some from a local mom and pop diner that are awesome.

Men are really good at baking.

We're good at putting things in women's ovens.

 

[Beco]

...I am going to make crumpets from scratch for the first time. Recipe looks really easy.

Make Jellied Eels, I love those.....w/hot sauce

 

[Peregrinator]

He's a witch!

Well, he's something that rhymes with "itch," anyway.