I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Guest]

I just spent the last two hours refining self-defense techniques with my private instructor.

I'm completely exhausted; he's a terrific teacher (a Shotokan black belt).

And yet I feel strong, I feel empowered, I feel - well, I feel the ache in my thighs from performing those kicks, actually!

But even in my worn-out state, I have this overwhelming sense of absolute power. I think I just may be spoiling for a fight!

(Where's that little pussy amicus hiding, anyway??? )

 

[minsue]

 

[champagne1982]

I sent another comment about the state of the man's digestion over on that thread.

This place will sure have a purty rose garden soon.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

don't make me bitch slap you!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If you're itching for a fight, then you've come to the right place.

Let's get it on!



~lucky

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

(Where's that little pussy amicus hiding, anyway??? )

Sorry, I've been tying him up, you know kinky stuff like that, but it hasn't stopped him posting. Sorry everybody, but I can't afford an ESP suppressor right now, so be patient and I'll do my best to keep him too busy.

 

[snooper]

Is that sweetsubsarah "in the pink"?

 

[Randi Grail]

Is that sweetsubsarah "in the pink"?

I know exactly how you feel, sss. I'm a brazilian jiu-jistu purple belt aspirer. Hopefully I'll reach it within the year. I really recommend regular self defense practice. Fun, great excersise, empowering and really great for the self esteem.

 

[oggbashan]

Is this the result of fighting sweetsubsarahh?

I hope this picture comes up.

It is difficult to post from this position.

Og

PS. Ow!

 

[Violette]

"All out of bubblegum...!" LOL! That line always gets me!

Keep up with the training, Sarahh; you're looking good!

 

[Guest]

Good morning everyone!

OK, I felt better last night than I feel today (sore butt muscles - LOL). God, I have a lot of work to do!

Love your comments, everyone ~

The cartoon is excellent, snoop!

And Og? Hmmmm - if the man's head were uncovered, I imagine many men would love to be in that position!

 

[Guest]

Women's self-defense techniques:

The YWCA is offering a class in self-defense this summer just for women. It meets tonight for the first time. They are allowing girls as young as 8 years old to be involved so I signed my daughter up (I'm going with her for support).

We'll see how many classes it takes before she feels powerful enough to kick amicus's ass, too!

It's never too early to start!

(Self-defense lessons, it's never to early to start self-defense lessons!)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My daughter is six, I told her to just put her cigarette out in someones cheek.

 

[Guest]

My daughter is six, I told her to just put her cigarette out in someones cheek.

*Coffee sputter*

LMAO!!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

My daughter is six, I told her to just put her cigarette out in someones cheek.

Somebody please remind me not to let my daughter play with Abs daughter...

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Good morning everyone!

And Og? Hmmmm - if the man's head were uncovered, I imagine many men would love to be in that position!

Do you mean like this?

Og

 

[Guest]

Oh, Ogg, I knew you had to take your cake off sometime.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Terrific pic, Og!

(But why is she still wearing her panties???)

 

[Guest]

Re: Women's self-defense techniques:

The YWCA is offering a class in self-defense this summer just for women. It meets tonight for the first time. They are allowing girls as young as 8 years old to be involved so I signed my daughter up (I'm going with her for support).

We'll see how many classes it takes before she feels powerful enough to kick amicus's ass, too!

It's never too early to start!

(Self-defense lessons, it's never to early to start self-defense lessons!)

I am excited!

At the last lesson the instructors are bringing in a "padded attacker" for us to beat on!

I've already had this opportunity but I'm glad that my daughter can experience a "real-life" situation (as much as possible) where she has to fight back with all her strength.

We get to do all the groin kicks we want, baby!




Edited to add: I have no desire to groin kick anyone, but this self-defense skill needs to be practiced for optimum effect!

 

[oggbashan]

Terrific pic, Og!

(But why is she still wearing her panties???)

You mean she should be like this?

Og

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Re: Re: Women's self-defense techniques:

I am excited!

At the last lesson the instructors are bringing in a "padded attacker" for us to beat on!

I've already had this opportunity but I'm glad that my daughter can experience a "real-life" situation (as much as possible) where she has to fight back with all her strength.

We get to do all the groin kicks we want, baby!

How much do they pay the guy to do that? And what's the interview process like?

All right son, how do you feel about getting kicked in the nuts for an hour straight?
Um, well...
Perfect you didn't run out of the door screaming. You're hired.

 

[Guest]

You mean she should be like this?

Og

Mmmmm, yeah! Just like that!

Notice he doesn't seem too concerned (arms comfortably relaxed) so if she's cutting off his air supply he's enjoying it wayyyy too much!

(Lovely pics, naughty Og!)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Women's self-defense techniques:

How much do they pay the guy to do that? And what's the interview process like?

All right son, how do you feel about getting kicked in the nuts for an hour straight?
Um, well...
Perfect you didn't run out of the door screaming. You're hired.

LOL!

I asked that the first time I had the chance to do this.

"Are you sure it's ok to kick him there?"

Many women are brought up to completely respect that area (OK, some aren't, LOL) but most of us understand.

But these guys are well-padded - throat, stomach, groin, etc. AND they attack at full strength, so you are literally fighting with everything you have inside yourself to escape.

That adrenaline rush takes you past the worry about whether or not his nuts are protected.

 

[oggbashan]

Is this sweetsub's class at work?

Some of them seem happy with their practice session.

Og