I have CMatthews last story and don't know what to do with it

[Hindsight]

As you know, Carolyn Matthews "CMatthews" committed suicide.

I was her editor and she trusted me.

I was wondering what to do with her last story.

If I submit it under my name, then it would be rejected by
Literotica because it is "Part 06" of the series.

Carolyn was prolific author that created characters that
were so real, that you felt like you were in the room with
them.

Maybe, I should keep it to myself and never submit it.

Where are those lightning strikes coming from?

Suddenly, my house bursts into flames and I have to run
out!

With each step I take, another lightning bolt strikes just
behind me!

Oh my God, my house is in flames, and my dog is dead!

Why, why, why?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

How does a fictional character that you created commit suicide? And how does that keep you from posting this story as your alt, when you are obviously still alive and can still log into that other account?

Don't answer that. I don't really care.

Also, you shouldn't edit yourself. You miss things. It is better to have someone else that isn't a character inside your head do it.

 

[Guest]

Thee, just another idiot alt to put on ignore, apparently.

Jesus. Who turned over the rock?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

With each step I take, another lightning bolt strikes just
behind me!

Oh my God, my house is in flames, and my dog is dead!

Why, why, why?[/QUOTE]


Why? you ask. Because you taught you dog to 'heel,' obviously. If you had let it follow it's own nature and run in the lead of any slow bipedal mammal, it would not have gotten hit by a bolt from a deity who obviously never learned how to lead in aiming. The fool kept aiming for where you were and ended up hitting the poor innocent canine.

 

[Handley_Page]

Where are those lightning strikes coming from?

With each step I take, another lightning bolt strikes just behind me!

Why, why, why?

Slow down. Let the lightning hit you. Then we can all get some rest.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Thee, just another idiot alt to put on ignore, apparently.

Jesus. Who turned over the rock?

I know. I just felt like poking it with a big pointy stick and putting up a warning sign before moving on

 

[Guest]

I know. I just felt like poking it with a stick before moving on

Pound it with the rock instead.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Pound it with the rock instead.

Rocks don't fit through the internet

And I keep editing the hell out of my previous posts, finding tons of new things to say after every time I hit submit

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Rocks don't fit through the internet

And I keep editing the hell out of my previous posts, finding tons of new things to say after every time I hit submit

get an ipad; there's an app for rock-pounding coming out soon.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Light a match, roll the pages of her last story into the shape of a tampon, set it on fire, and stick it up your snatch! It's the only bang you'll ever get, baby.

 

[3113]

Maybe, I should keep it to myself and never submit it.

Excellent idea! CMatthews is dead and we should let her rest in peace, and never hear about her again.

Please. As her editor, walk away. That's our answer. Leave this forum, and take CMatthews with you. Bye-bye.

No one here or anywhere else wants to hear about her or read her stories ever again.

 

[Belegon]

Okay, I obviously missed some drama.

Interesting the way things acquire a new perspective when you aren't around as much.

I'm not feeling like I missed much by missing parts 1-5, considering the quality of the people speaking in opposition.

 

[Hindsight]

I am going to commit suicide for the tenth time!

I mean, I am really going to do it this time!

My cat just ran out the front door and I have to go
after her!

Oh my God, a car ran over my cat!

I pick her up in my arms and blood streams down and
drips onto the road!

Wait a minute, that is not her blood! I just got done
cutting my wrists!

Where is a "Whopper Junior" when you need one?

 

[Handley_Page]

I am going to commit suicide for the tenth time!

I mean, really will do it!

Please; can we all watch ?