I have been diagnosed with

[OldJourno]

Opioid Dysfunction Induced Erectile Constipation, or ODIEC (pronounced "oh dick"). You've probably seen the commercials on TV, so you know it's serious.
Pray for me.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Opioid Dysfunction Induced Erectile Constipation, or ODIEC (pronounced "oh dick"). You've probably seen the commercials on TV, so you know it's serious.
Pray for me.

I don't see that as a deal breaker for the majority of the blurt gals.

 

[OldJourno]

Some people just don't understand the suffering of someone who sees a hot chick and just can't give a shit.
Thank God there's a pill for that.

Unless you've got shingles.

 

[Ms_Ann]

What if you have shakes?

 

[OldJourno]

What if you have shakes?

If you're making chocolate milk, it's like it's mixing itself.

 

[Floridian]

Opioid Dysfunction Induced Erectile Constipation, or ODIEC (pronounced "oh dick"). You've probably seen the commercials on TV, so you know it's serious.
Pray for me.

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Congratulations.

 

[SyKoKo]

Its a pre existing condition

 

[Ms_Ann]

If you're making chocolate milk, it's like it's mixing itself.

Ice coffee. It's either that or a nap. Chasing the dragon would only put me in a coma.

 

[OldJourno]

What if you have shakes?

Probably a career as the bartender in James Bond movies.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Probably a career as the bartender in James Bond movies.

That's the only way to make a proper martini.

 

[OldJourno]

I figured the Shakes the Clown bit was more than stale, but it's one of the great gag names in late night comedy history.

But enough about me. Let's talk about PRI (Painful Rectal Itch).

 

[Ms_Ann]

You sound like quite a catch.

 

[OldJourno]

You sound like quite a catch.

A regular trout with wings.

 

[Ms_Ann]

A regular trout with wings.

Skarping

 

[OldJourno]

Skarping

Great stuff

 

[Conager]

Has it lasted more than 4 hours?

 

[Disgustipated]

Has it lasted more than 4 hours?

His drain bramage? I'm quite certain of that.

 

[Conager]

Dummy.

 

[OldJourno]

Has it lasted more than 4 hours?

A lifetime.
Initially.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The Quaker in me thinks that this is just wrong!



I must consult with my cousin, the Shaker...