I have an UNHEALTHY obbsession with GIGANTIC boobs!!

[BigJuicyTitsRUS]

I mean, I like em REALLY big. Like if the woman weighs 200 lbs, I want 75 of those lbs. to be her big juicy titties.

I love em when theyve got some baby oil on em. Beautiful glistening orbs of supple female flesh that just beckon you to nibble and bite. Do you know what I mean?

But they have to be MASSIVE. I mean humongus masses of flesh topped with itty bitty nipples that just point upwards to the sky, praising Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour for their beautiful shape and grandeur.

I wanted to know, as a recently ordained preist, how can I transmit the ideas of healthy natural full-bodied bosoms to my congragation? I don't mean an erotic diatribe as what I've posted here. I just want to carry the idea of full bodied women to the members of my congregation.

The blessed Lord knows that there are some underweight women in the crowds every Sunday. How can I tell these women that the path to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is through a healthy set of breasts?

Thank you,

Father Wescott

 

[slyc_willie]

Eh . . . the General Board is right down the road . . .

 

[BigJuicyTitsRUS]

Eh . . . the General Board is right down the road . . .

Could some gracious soul please move this thread over to the general board if this is not the appropriate board for this post?

I do apologize. I simply thought I could recieve some input from fellow authors.

Thanks again and God bless.

 

[starrkers]

Could some gracious soul please move this thread over to the general board if this is not the appropriate board for this post?

I do apologize. I simply thought I could recieve some input from fellow authors.

Thanks again and God bless.

Should I start laughing now?

 

[buxxxom]

I'm the first one who should be laughing, and I almost fell out of my chair!

Oh, priest is "i before e, except after c......."

 

[Guest]

I'm the first one who should be laughing, and I almost fell out of my chair!

Oh, priest is "i before e, except after c......."

Can you say priest in a thread about big juicy boobs?

 

[cloudy]

Can you say priest in a thread about big juicy boobs?

Not without going directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not receive $200.

I think he has an UNHEALTHY obsession with the CAPSLOCK key, as well.

 

[Just-Legal]

Can you say priest in a thread about big juicy boobs?

Not unless its a speech about their vices. The boobs, not the priest.

 

[FallingToFly]

Thank all that grows and lives then, that I'm a godless heathen- because if "big hjuicy titties" are the way to Heaven, I'm riding straight to Hell.

Glad that the Lady and Consort accept me as I am......

 

[Guest]

Not without going directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not receive $200.

I think he has an UNHEALTHY obsession with the CAPSLOCK key, as well.

Nahhh.

I see that a lot around here.

Has to do with too much one-handed typing.

 

[cloudy]

Thank all that grows and lives then, that I'm a godless heathen- because if "big hjuicy titties" are the way to Heaven, I'm riding straight to Hell.

Glad that the Lady and Consort accept me as I am......

there's something just so wrong with pairing the descriptor "juicy" with "titties."

Ick.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I mean, I like em REALLY big. Like if the woman weighs 200 lbs, I want 75 of those lbs. to be her big juicy titties.

I love em when theyve got some baby oil on em. Beautiful glistening orbs of supple female flesh that just beckon you to nibble and bite. Do you know what I mean?

But they have to be MASSIVE. I mean humongus masses of flesh topped with itty bitty nipples that just point upwards to the sky, praising Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour for their beautiful shape and grandeur.

I wanted to know, as a recently ordained preist, how can I transmit the ideas of healthy natural full-bodied bosoms to my congragation? I don't mean an erotic diatribe as what I've posted here. I just want to carry the idea of full bodied women to the members of my congregation.

The blessed Lord knows that there are some underweight women in the crowds every Sunday. How can I tell these women that the path to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is through a healthy set of breasts?

Thank you,

Father Wescott

Bless you, Father. It's good to finally know I'm on the right path.

 

[jomar]

Start your own church, Father. Call it The St. James Holy Vine Church of the Big Juicy Titties. That way, your message shall be received. Can I get an Amen?

 

[Equinoxe]

Yes. Nothing says both sexy and just-and-loving-God like something the weight of a 10 year old child stuck to one's chest. Gigantomastia—so attractive it's a medical disorder.

there's something just so wrong with pairing the descriptor "juicy" with "titties."

Ick.

I find "juicy" to be an unpleasant word in general, but especially when applied to any part of a human being.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Should I start laughing now?

With that av? I would love to see that!

(I like boobs too- they don't have to be unhealthily big, they barely have to exist at all. What I like about 'em is that they ride on a woman's chest, and that is the foundation for so many wonderful things... But, yes, Starrkers, lean forward and laugh!)

 

[Skip1934a]

Thank all that grows and lives then, that I'm a godless heathen- because if "big hjuicy titties" are the way to Heaven, I'm riding straight to Hell.

Glad that the Lady and Consort accept me as I am......

Sweetheart, your other attributes MORE than make up for any deficiency in the boob department, but I can't say I agree that you're deficient. Everyone has their own preferences, you know. <not that I look at the physical, of course>

Anybody who judges by physical attributes is missing the boat anyway.

 

[kiten69]

Thank all that grows and lives then, that I'm a godless heathen- because if "big hjuicy titties" are the way to Heaven, I'm riding straight to Hell.

Well you should be glad to know that you won't be "riding" alone. Got room in the "small" boat for one more?

Come to think of it, when someone is obsessed with "larger" things it generally means they are compensating for something much smaller...hmm.

 

[john-the-author]

Oy, veh.

I rather like large boobs myself, given a preference, but something that equals the weight of, say, my legs, or that I could be concussed with if their owner swung around suddenly is probably a wee tad too much.

OTOH, as a path to Christ, this sure beats almost all the rest of 'em and it might make a good sales pitch for exactly the kind of people you're likely to attract for that purpose anyway. Although this branch of Christians probably has him beat for a sales pitch involving sex and Christianity.

 

[Skip1934a]

Come to think of it, when someone is obsessed with "larger" things it generally means they are compensating for something much smaller...hmm.

A valid point, I would say. 48DDs don't turn me on at all. I look in the eyes, and if I see something I like there, there's no need for me to look any farther. I'm not saying that an attractive figure isn't nice to have, but an attractive figure isn't about size, it's about balance.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Start your own church, Father. Call it The St. James Holy Vine Church of the Big Juicy Titties. That way, your message shall be received. Can I get an Amen?

Amen!

 

[cumallday]

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!"

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well you should be glad to know that you won't be "riding" alone. Got room in the "small" boat for one more?

Come to think of it, when someone is obsessed with "larger" things it generally means they are compensating for something much smaller...hmm.

*shrugs* That's where us dykes have it easier- I just go buy the next size up!

 

[tickledkitty]

Good Lord!

Bringing sinners to the Lord one at a time with my GIGANTIC boobs. This is my true calling. Thank you, Father, for leading me to the light. Brothers and sisters, your true salvation lies at my heaving bosom. Amen.

 

[The_Fool]

*shrugs* That's where us dykes have it easier- I just go buy the next size up!

In matching colors as well...

 

[Nookiehunter]

I have an UNHEALTHY obsession with GIGANTIC boobs!!

Bringing sinners to the Lord one at a time with my GIGANTIC boobs. This is my true calling. Thank you, Father, for leading me to the light. Brothers and sisters, your true salvation lies at my heaving bosom. Amen.

I think that this might be an idea for all churches to increase their attendence. They could have a choir packed with topless women with huge breasts.

Nookiehunter