I have an extra snake.

[shereads]

It's medium-large, brownish, fat and eerily calm. Hardly flinches in response to a sudden, high-pitched squeal. Currently sunning itself on the deck. Has ignored offers of money and travel in exchange for sunning on neighbor's patio.

Free to gXXX mediocre home.

 

[china-doll]

It's medium-large, brownish, fat and eerily calm. Hardly flinches in response to a sudden, high-pitched squeal. Currently sunning itself on the deck. Has ignored offers of money and travel in exchange for sunning on neighbor's patio.

Free to gXXX mediocre home.

Thanks, but I already have a nice belt.

Did you try tempting it off the deck with the W chew toy?

 

[cantdog]

Mine isn't extra, but it answers to your descrption. Squeals don't make it flinch, etc.

I haven't had it out for a good sun on the patio lately.

 

[shereads]

Mine isn't extra, but it answers to your descrption. Squeals don't make it flinch, etc.

I haven't had it out for a good sun on the patio lately.

Maybe yours migrated south, then. I'm giving it cab fair and sending it back to Maine.

 

[cantdog]

Lotta cab fare! Still, no one can honestly recommend the airlines any more. They might not pat him down, but still...

 

[msboy8]

It's medium-large, brownish, fat and eerily calm. Hardly flinches in response to a sudden, high-pitched squeal. Currently sunning itself on the deck. Has ignored offers of money and travel in exchange for sunning on neighbor's patio.

Free to gXXX mediocre home.

An extra snake? Well, put it with your other one and let them be friends.

 

[Guest]

I'll take it. I have two, but one more would be fun.

 

[R. Richard]

It's medium-large, brownish, fat and eerily calm. Hardly flinches in response to a sudden, high-pitched squeal. Currently sunning itself on the deck. Has ignored offers of money and travel in exchange for sunning on neighbor's patio.

Free to gXXX mediocre home.

You are misreading the problem. It is not that you have an extra snake. The problem is that you are short a mongoose.

JMHO.

 

[cantdog]

I see, we're talking herpetological specimens, here.

My snake (brownish, fat, calm) was of another kind. It never migrates without me. Carry on.

 

[Guest]

It's medium-large, brownish, fat and eerily calm. Hardly flinches in response to a sudden, high-pitched squeal. Currently sunning itself on the deck. Has ignored offers of money and travel in exchange for sunning on neighbor's patio.

Free to gXXX mediocre home.

I'll take the money.

So. Is this the part shereads ignores my post?

 

[cantdog]

Money good, travel good, keemo sabee. But I was rather hoping my snake might find a better welcome in sunny patio-laden Fla.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Make it a pretty bow and call it Fluffy.

And that's for either snake.

 

[cantdog]

I may soon be old enough to be glad to have something to beribbon.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

It's medium-large, brownish, fat and eerily calm. Hardly flinches in response to a sudden, high-pitched squeal. Currently sunning itself on the deck. Has ignored offers of money and travel in exchange for sunning on neighbor's patio.

Free to gXXX mediocre home.

I'll take it. I use to have an exotic animal brokerage and I love snakes. I'd rather have them around because they eat all the rodents that you probably have or he wouldn't be there.

 

[Guest]

Maybe yours migrated south, then. I'm giving it cab fair and sending it back to Maine.

Nevertheless it hurts me to tell it over, over again. Once was enough: wasn't once enough for me at the time? But I keep on going with this sad and hungry and sordid, this limping and mutilated story, because after all I want you to hear it, as I will hear yours too if I ever get the chance, if I meet you or if you escape, in the future or in Heaven or in prison or underground, some other place. What they have in common is that they're not here. By telling you anything at all I'm at least believing in you, I believe you're there, I believe you into being. Because I'm telling you this story I will your existence. I tell, therefore you are.
- from The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood

 

[shereads]

You are misreading the problem. It is not that you have an extra snake. The problem is that you are short a mongoose.

JMHO.

Point taken.

entendre entendre

A double one. I see.

 

[SeaCat]

Hmmmm, I have a rather large courtyard currently snake free. I have to ask a question though. (The answer was yes for the last one, which is why I'm currently snake free.) Is it edible?

Cat

 

[cantdog]

I'm sure you know the answer to that, for, uh, "Fluffy."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Make it a pretty bow and call it Fluffy. . .

That seems to be a far more sensible approach to fashion than piercing.

 

[cantdog]

Unless he means making it a pretty bow, itself, like a sort of penis origami.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Unless he means making it a pretty bow, itself, like a sort of penis origami.

Which I doubt would leave it very fluffy.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Unless he means making it a pretty bow, itself, like a sort of penis origami.

I would advise staying away from Penis Origami, Cant, or your next erection might look like a Bonsai.

. . . As the twig is bent, etc. . .

 

[cantdog]

Yeah, it's a screwy idea.