I have all the answers

[A Desert Rose]

just ask me, because I'm at nearly

10,000 posts!!!


aaaaaahahahahhaahhaaaaa. gotcha!

 

[Guest]

Questions from a new guy

Do ladies like pics of guys? If so what kind? I am curious--never done this and am inclined to do so.

 

[Kajira Callista]

just ask me, because I'm at nearly

10,000 posts!!!


aaaaaahahahahhaahhaaaaa. gotcha!

lol stalking you is such fun

 

[niteloser]

how can I get not so wet during sex...

 

[A Desert Rose]

Just something like 537 more to go. (I used my desktop calculator so I'm sure that's right.)

I think I'll make this my big ol' 10,000 post thread, too. I'll come back here to celebrate the big day.

 

[niteloser]

Just something like 537 more to go. (I used my desktop calculator so I'm sure that's right.)

I think I'll make this my big ol' 10,000 post thread, too. I'll come back here to celebrate the big day.

WOW! I was excited to reach 500! I'm hoping to get 1000 before the end of the month

 

[A Desert Rose]

Do ladies like pics of guys? If so what kind? I am curious--never done this and am inclined to do so.

Chests, biceps, lips.

Leave the penis out, ok? We don't wanna see that part.

 

[A Desert Rose]

how can I get not so wet during sex...

Think about what color you want to paint the ceiling. Or put a tampon in just before the act. Then discreetly remove it.

Or ask osg... she hates being wet. LMAO

 

[A Desert Rose]

WOW! I was excited to reach 500! I'm hoping to get 1000 before the end of the month

You can do eeeet!!!! I'm behind you 100%.

It's only taken me 2-3 short years (almost) to get here LOL

 

[niteloser]

Think about what color you want to paint the ceiling. Or put a tampon in just before the act. Then discreetly remove it.

Or ask osg... she hates being wet. LMAO

tried the tampon thing... but he was a little too enthusiastic... I had to go fishing for it and ruined the "mood" for about 2 minutes. Then proceeded to get really wet. I need help.

 

[niteloser]

You can do eeeet!!!! I'm behind you 100%.

It's only taken me 2-3 short years (almost) to get here LOL

2-3 years!!! I'm so impatient... hahaha I want it now!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Adr

just how does one remove blood from clothing????

 

[A Desert Rose]

tried the tampon thing... but he was a little too enthusiastic... I had to go fishing for it and ruined the "mood" for about 2 minutes. Then proceeded to get really wet. I need help.

Oh my... then try the ceiling thing.

Or ask osg. Like I said, she hates being wet.

For me... I like being wet. the sloppier wet, the better. ;-D

 

[A Desert Rose]

just how does one remove blood from clothing????

Soak it in cold, cold water first. Then try some hydrogen peroxide... if it's white cloth, that is.

If that doesn't work.... search me, luna. LOL

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Soak it in cold, cold water first. Then try some hydrogen peroxide... if it's white cloth, that is.

If that doesn't work.... search me, luna. LOL

Hell woman I thought you knew EVERYTHING

luckily tis white so you managed to help THIS time

 

[Desdemona]

You are such a post slut. LMAO Let's see, I'm sure I have a question for you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop????????

 

[niteloser]

Oh my... then try the ceiling thing.

Or ask osg. Like I said, she hates being wet.

For me... I like being wet. the sloppier wet, the better. ;-D

hmm I'll try the ceiling thing.


Maybe I just need to not have sex with him... it has only happened while being with him. I blame his huge penis hitting my g-spot a zillion times during sex...

Who is this osg? I will find her and ask.

 

[serijules]

At the rate I'm going, you'll be at about 100,000 posts before I even reach 1000...and I really really hate being really really experienced. I've been here since 2002 and don't even have 500 posts yet. I'm just not interesting enough I guess.

But then I'll be all stressed out at what kind of creative mind boggling tag line to have. I got annoyed enough finding an AV that suited me.

Oh decisions decisions.

I like your posts though They are fun to answer.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Hell woman I thought you knew EVERYTHING

luckily tis white so you managed to help THIS time

Oh well if it's white then try some diluted bleach on the site of the blood. Works on my uniforms all the time!

Yea... I'm a real know-it-all. LOL ask anyone.

 

[Desdemona]

At the rate I'm going, you'll be at about 100,000 posts before I even reach 1000...and I really really hate being really really experienced. I've been here since 2002 and don't even have 500 posts yet. I'm just not interesting enough I guess.

But then I'll be all stressed out at what kind of creative mind boggling tag line to have. I got annoyed enough finding an AV that suited me.

Oh decisions decisions.

I like your posts though They are fun to answer.

You're plenty interesting. I read all your posts. You just don't post crap on occasions like I do. Some days, for me, it's all about typing meaningless crap just for the hell of it. Today, it's because I got some bad news that I'm avoiding thinking about. So, I'll play instead.

 

[Desdemona]

Oh well if it's white then try some diluted bleach on the site of the blood. Works on my uniforms all the time!

Yea... I'm a real know-it-all. LOL ask anyone.

Oxyclean works sometimes.

 

[A Desert Rose]

hmm I'll try the ceiling thing.


Maybe I just need to not have sex with him... it has only happened while being with him. I blame his huge penis hitting my g-spot a zillion times during sex...

Who is this osg? I will find her and ask.

ownedsubgirl. Send her a PM.

On the topic of dry cunts, she has all the answers. I highly reccommend her.

 

[arctic-stranger]

lol stalking you is such fun

And time consuming!

 

[A Desert Rose]

At the rate I'm going, you'll be at about 100,000 posts before I even reach 1000...and I really really hate being really really experienced. I've been here since 2002 and don't even have 500 posts yet. I'm just not interesting enough I guess.

But then I'll be all stressed out at what kind of creative mind boggling tag line to have. I got annoyed enough finding an AV that suited me.

Oh decisions decisions.

I like your posts though They are fun to answer.

I always read your posts. And that's not lipservice... truely it's not.

 

[A Desert Rose]

You are such a post slut. LMAO Let's see, I'm sure I have a question for you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop????????

5. I make myself do 5 licks then I bite the shit out of it.