I have achieved.......

[Weevil]

Guruness!!!

What will I do with my new found powers?????? Smite anyone I wish??? Eat fruit salad???? Who knows.

Or is there a secret ritual I have to go through??? Please be light with the paddles

 

[Renegade]

*Leading the charge* New Guru!!! Get the BollWeevil!!!! lol

Way to go, EvilBollWeevil. Only half way to getting 1000 posts and your own title.

 

[Weevil]

Well, the first 500 took me a month or so, I figure I'll be clearing a thousand in a week or two. I don't have any Newbie bashfulness anymore.

Thank you though. Only 500 more till I get to call myself King of the Cottonmunchers. I can hardly wait.

 

[Moonlight_33]

words of wonder from the great Renagade, all bow to the gread Renagade, ok ok, at least shake your head a little.

Good evening Ren.

And well done Evil, looking good.

 

[Weevil]

Right back atcha baby. In fact I.....Wait a second. Did I post a bragging thread??? NOOOOOOO!!!! I have sunk to a cheap pop, desperate for approval. I have become the very thing I despise!!! *Weeps uncontrollably*

Ahhhh who am I shitting. I love it.

 

[Moonlight_33]

LOL, to cute, LOL

 

[Weevil]

I've noticed that when people shorten my name they use one of a number of things, amongst the shortened forms of my name that have been used are:

EBW
BollWeevil
Evil
Weevil
E
and I think Weevs.

I love the creativity

 

[Renegade]

EBW

Atleast your nick name isn't the same as a cartoon dog.

 

[Angelus]

Well I would have to say congrats on the guruness EBW.

 

[SweetCherry]

*skipping in with her paddle*

Assume the position, EBW. It's SPANKING TIME!

 

[Weevil]

Oh shucks. *Steps up to sweetcherry eagerly*

 

[SweetCherry]

Drop the boxers, Cotton Boy, and grasb your ankles! You butt's gonna glow like Rudolph's nose when I'm done with it!

 

[Weevil]

Well, I guess I gotta do what I gotta do. This club better be worth it! *Drops half eaten cotten boxers*

 

[SweetCherry]

*swinging paddle and connecting with EBW's rump*

SMACK SMACK SMACK

You do realize you get one smack for every post, right?

 

[Weevil]

Thank you Ma'am, may I have another. Ooooh why did I have to talk about Football and Sushi??? Damn my eager posting

 

[SweetCherry]

Good boy! Such a well-mannered lad. Even thanking me for each smack and asking for more!

 

[Weevil]

Yes well thank you for hurting me bottom. Ahh well it looks like my Ball and Chain has risen and as such I shall go off to spend the few hours we spend together each morning before she heads out for work and I fall asleep for 5 or 6 hours before I have to go to work. Nite all

 

[SweetCherry]

*blowing a kiss to EBW*

Enjoy, then! And congrats on the Guru status!