I have a WMD…and I’m not afraid to use it!
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Once this WMD is first seen girly UN weapon inspectors stare with eyes so keen.
French ladies gasp, “Mon Dieu! Its as big as the one in my favourite wet dream!”
English girls cry, “Fuck me! With that big thing inside me I’ll cream and scream!”
Canadian women sigh, “That would satisfy me more than any ice hockey team!”
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This WMD is certainly not meant for harm, its sole purpose is for love and to charm,
but many a lady felt that it was too long, too thick; that it might even do them harm!
A nice lady from Bedford said that she’d like it to try it up her bum in a country barn,
but we had to stop…she thought I was trying to fuck her bum with my fucking arm!
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This WMD has a sensitive trigger mechanism and care must be taken when handling.
It’s best for ladies to quietly stand in just their panties when first they see it dangling,
as this WMD is liable to go off if there is too much hard licking, nibbling or fondling!
But don’t be too afraid as the explosion is yummy, tasty and just right for swallowing!
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ps
Just in case you haven’t realised, here in Wales a WMD is short for Welsh Man’s Dick!
pps
I had to post this silly poem here because I tried to post in the `Illustrated Poem` section but it was rejected, as the picture used was similar to my AV and therefore was deemed unsuitable…???…but no one said I couldn’t use my AV as the illustration! he he
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If anyone finds this poem, or my AV, offensive in any way I will take on board their comments and give serious consideration to their views pertaining to the poem / AV.
Then, after a few minutes of careful deliberation I will shout, “Get a freaking life!”
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Once this WMD is first seen girly UN weapon inspectors stare with eyes so keen.
French ladies gasp, “Mon Dieu! Its as big as the one in my favourite wet dream!”
English girls cry, “Fuck me! With that big thing inside me I’ll cream and scream!”
Canadian women sigh, “That would satisfy me more than any ice hockey team!”
<----
This WMD is certainly not meant for harm, its sole purpose is for love and to charm,
but many a lady felt that it was too long, too thick; that it might even do them harm!
A nice lady from Bedford said that she’d like it to try it up her bum in a country barn,
but we had to stop…she thought I was trying to fuck her bum with my fucking arm!
<----
This WMD has a sensitive trigger mechanism and care must be taken when handling.
It’s best for ladies to quietly stand in just their panties when first they see it dangling,
as this WMD is liable to go off if there is too much hard licking, nibbling or fondling!
But don’t be too afraid as the explosion is yummy, tasty and just right for swallowing!
<----
ps
Just in case you haven’t realised, here in Wales a WMD is short for Welsh Man’s Dick!
pps
I had to post this silly poem here because I tried to post in the `Illustrated Poem` section but it was rejected, as the picture used was similar to my AV and therefore was deemed unsuitable…???…but no one said I couldn’t use my AV as the illustration! he he
ppps
If anyone finds this poem, or my AV, offensive in any way I will take on board their comments and give serious consideration to their views pertaining to the poem / AV.
Then, after a few minutes of careful deliberation I will shout, “Get a freaking life!”
