I have a spouseless life ahead of me

[freescorfr]

Following my performance in Riff's exam, the good doctor has prescribed,

"I recommend you to a remedial course in basic fucking with 7 females of your liking for the duration of 6 months followed by long term sex therapy in a natural domestic setting."

OK I know we're all into faithfulness and chastity here, especially for recently separated family men - many of you prescribe a good dose of celibacy, I know.

However, I feel I must follow the doctor's advice.

So I want some volunteers, please. Otherwise I will invite you secretly. If you want to be invited secretly, please post here.

 

[juicylips]

*Posting*


JL

 

[freescorfr]

*Posting*


JL

Jl you were already booked in, JL. The main instruction, I understood, was an anthology of your threads coupled with some verification exercises.

 

[amelia]

 

[stargazer]

I will help

 

[MissTaken]

Do you need references?


I have some!

 

[riff]

~donning lab jacket and grabbing clipboard~

 

[freescorfr]

I am overwhelmed, indeed.

Riff was working, I presume, on the principle "that one swallow doesn't make a summer."
On Lit that has many undertones.

Jl can be my barn owl

Amelia is my sweet blue tit

Miss T is my kindly dove

Stargazer, I'm sure I can learn a thing or two from you, you can be a nightingale.


Riff - you'll need binoculars and keep that kitten under your armpit.

 

[just pet]

May I offer succor in this hour of need?

 

[riff]

You take care of those birds and let them take care of you.

be a good patient.

 

[MissTaken]

From you kindly dove....

Cooing softly....



Thank you, free. You brought the gentlest of smiles to my face.

 

[Olivianna]

 

[freescorfr]

My gazzelle! How wonderful. I've so much to learn about the early humanist influences on rennaisance Venice.
My first gift to you with be a signed copy of a fine coffee-table book on "Paradise".

Just_Pet - I've agreed with my doctor that your av is ultra sexy - I am ready to listen to the White Tiger.

Thank you all. This is solace indeed.

To fresh fields and pastures new - but it's pissing down outside now, so I'll wait till it stops.

 

[just pet]

Just_Pet - I've agreed with my doctor that your av is ultra sexy - I am ready to listen to the White Tiger.

Thank you all. This is solace indeed.

To fresh fields and pastures new - but it's pissing down outside now, so I'll wait till it stops.

A willing hand to comfort a Literotican in need
We are a generous group

 

[amelia]

Amelia is my sweet blue tit

this is a good thing...right?

 

[perks]

sounds like inbreeding

 

[Private Vasquez]

LOL!!

Get some!!

 

[freescorfr]

this is a good thing...right?

Actually, amelia, I did have second thoughts about that tit le.

I think, subconsciously, your pierced nipple came nearly to mind, but I was consciously uneasy about the connotations for a blonde like yourself, of being labelled a "tit".
On second thoughts, flamingo, might be more appropriate. Or a crested heron.

What do you think?

And it's a good thing. Riff wouldn't suggest anything evil.

 

[amelia]

do you think?

And it's a good thing. Riff wouldn't suggest anything evil.

i don't know anything about birds...i'll just trust your instincts...


and yes..you're right...riff wouldn't suggest anything evil