I have a problem

[SissySalina]

There is this old Chinese Proverb: "You got it, You keep it."

 

[TeflonGuy]

I just finished Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology. It made me nostsalgic for the mythology collections I read in elementary school.

I now know that lousy writing happens because you drink the residue of Odin’s wet fart of the Mead of Poetry.

Let’s see if I can gradually up my Internet usage discipline. Going cold turkey simply won’t work.

Is this thread really about mythology?

I'm intrigued, just not that informed.

Also, your posts are fine.

 

[FGB]

And go get some while you are at it!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I just finished Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology. It made me nostsalgic for the mythology collections I read in elementary school.

I now know that lousy writing happens because you drink the residue of Odin’s wet fart of the Mead of Poetry.

Let’s see if I can gradually up my Internet usage discipline. Going cold turkey simply won’t work.

http://i.imgur.com/45WW0wy.jpg

More o' this.

Dassit.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0e029ee7eef0e1493841b27e1c5f6e2f/tenor.gif?itemid=9934432

 

[Rightguide]

They say the road to recovery begins with admitting you have a problem.

Any advice?

Be more discerning in your thread choice. Go PM for a while.

 

[Rightguide]

I just finished Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology. It made me nostsalgic for the mythology collections I read in elementary school.

I now know that lousy writing happens because you drink the residue of Odin’s wet fart of the Mead of Poetry.

Let’s see if I can gradually up my Internet usage discipline. Going cold turkey simply won’t work.

Wondering around a bookstore while on a business trip some years ago I found a copy of Myths & Legends, The Norsemen, H.A. Guerberin, Crown 1985. A re-edition of a 1909 work by Hélène Adeline Guerber. I would pack it along in my suitcase when traveling to assure I fell asleep early and could thus get an early start the next morning. Thanks to you until this morning it sat unmoved on a shelf among dozens of others. Maybe it can be employed once again to help stave off my recently acquired insomnia.

 

[Hypoxia]

I just saw a studly guy wearing a tee:

I Have 99 Problems
Beer Ain't One of Them
Bend, Oregon​

The Deschutes brewery is pretty good.

 

[butters]

Oh yeah. Your that creepy "xxxx" from the blurt thread who thinks weird shit every time someone says the word "girl".

you do realise that calling others here that name is grounds for a permaban. that is not a question. *reported*

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

you do realise that calling others here that name is grounds for a permaban. that is not a question. *reported*

Yes. You do realize the origin of said reference? TGG will gladly stand and explain himself.

Also, I doubt he cares. *reported also* in this unmoderated board. Bozo.

 

[TeflonGuy]

you do realise that calling others here that name is grounds for a permaban. that is not a question. *reported*

Yes he does. Now do some searching and figure it out. He hates such things far more than you can possibly imagine.

Want a list of more names to go with it?

Your friends will be along any moment to follow up where you leave off.

 

[Oblimo]

Well fuckity fuck fuck-knuckle FUCK!

Tim Cook's going to help me ratchet down the time I spend arguing with fellow smutmongers about politics. But I've set the time budgeting tool up so I can read our actual Literotica smut as much as I want.

I have priorities, you see.

 

[adrina]

How do you pronounce your user name?

Oh-Bleem-Oh?

Oh-Bluh-Mo?

Oh-Bli-Mo? (i as in kit)

Oh-Blie-Mo? (i as in kite)

Or another?

 

[Oblimo]

Oh-BLEE-moh.

It is literally the Latin verb, "to beslime."

 

[adrina]

Oh-BLEE-moh.

It is literally the Latin verb, "to beslime."

I did not know that.

Thank you.

Also, you're a Wiki Entry.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

So....you created this account in 2006 and parked it so you only have .62 posts per day showing whereas you're actually posting closer to 60 ppd. Sorta like RoryvonBismark and Fata Morgana.

Yeah. You probably have a problem.

 

[Oblimo]

So....you created this account in 2006 and parked it so you only have .62 posts per day showing whereas you're actually posting closer to 60 ppd. Sorta like RoryvonBismark and Fata Morgana.

Yeah. You probably have a problem.

Yikes. Well Tim Cook is about to cut me off for the day anyway.

Let's see if I get the DTs...

 

[von_Bismarck]

So....you created this account in 2006 and parked it so you only have .62 posts per day showing whereas you're actually posting closer to 60 ppd. Sorta like RoryvonBismark and Fata Morgana.

Yeah. You probably have a problem.

No. The problem, such as it is, lies squarely with the jackwagon who produces that jaded analysis. Namely, you.

 

[Noor]

I don't see the problem.

 

[Kirkrapine]

I just finished Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology. It made me nostsalgic for the mythology collections I read in elementary school.

I now know that lousy writing happens because you drink the residue of Odin’s wet fart of the Mead of Poetry.

Norse mythology is grim. The nearest thing to Heaven is a place where you get hacked to death every day.

 

[DMBFFF]

Well fuckity fuck fuck-knuckle FUCK!

---

Tim Cook's going to help me ratchet down the time I spend arguing with fellow smutmongers about politics. But I've set the time budgeting tool up so I can read our actual Literotica smut as

much as I want.

I have priorities, you see.

Trying to handle LJ Reloaded's signature(s) on an iPad would give me a fair amount of retina fatigue.

(nice PM-img witcha, your brand of feminism has little straw)

(just started a Tumblr account, though PBworks looks interesting)

How do you pronounce your user name?

Oh-Bleem-Oh?

Oh-Bluh-Mo?

Oh-Bli-Mo? (i as in kit)

Oh-Blie-Mo? (i as in kite)

Or another?

I occasionaly think Obama.

(ah, the memories—2008-2016)

 

[patient1]

You are fine, Oblimo. I barely even see your posts.

I was going to suggest Oblimo learn to master the ignore function. On second thought, I agree with you.