I have a plan

[TearsoftheWorld]

It involves building a large castle and surrounding it with a moat. I'll proclaim myself QueenoftheWorld and then divvy out fiefdoms to my loyal subjects.

 

[Husker1987]

I've never had a fiefdom and I'm very loyal...count me in!

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

I've never had a fiefdom and I'm very loyal...count me in!

You shall receive prime real estate for your loyalty.

 

[Kingofmycastle]

All I ask is that you leave my castle alone. Im quite fond of it http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/happy012.gif

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

All I ask is that you leave my castle alone. Im quite fond of it http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/happy012.gif

I'm sure it's a lovely castle. Consider it done.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

I can be a very accommodating ruler

*nods*

 

[mancsman]

Can I have some turnips?

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Can I have some turnips?

You can have all the turnips you want. I dislike turnips.

 

[Husker1987]

I can be a very accommodating ruler

*nods*

My Queen, are you English or Metric?

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

My Queen, are you English or Metric?

Metric.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Gravitational Metric, in point of fact.

 

[Husker1987]

Metric.

Damn, that never really caught on in my fiefdom.

 

[Kingofmycastle]

Just curious but is fiefdom someone who dominates Barney Fife? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/happy013.gif

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Just curious but is fiefdom someone who dominates Barney Fife? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/happy013.gif

No, but you're close.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Damn, that never really caught on in my fiefdom.

I strongly encourage the use of the GMS as opposed to more archaic methods.

 

[koalabear]

let me know when the castle is done, I'd rather rape and pillage.....

 

[Husker1987]

I strongly encourage the use of the GMS as opposed to more archaic methods.

I prefer a GMS, I get lost very easily riding my horse around my fiefdom.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

let me know when the castle is done, I'd rather rape and pillage.....

There will be no raping or pillaging. I have the eyes of a fox and the ears of a hawk. I'd make the brutalities of Chinggis Khan look like a scene from a disney movie.

 

[koalabear]

There will be no raping or pillaging. I have the eyes of a fox and the ears of a hawk. I'd make the brutalities of Chinggis Khan look like a scene from a disney movie.

big deal......I know bill clinton.....

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

big deal......I know bill clinton.....

Oh noes

 

[Husker1987]

big deal......I know bill clinton.....

Was he in a Disney movie too?

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

I'll see your Bill Clinton, and raise you a Ross Perot.

 

[Husker1987]

I'll see your Bill Clinton, and raise you a Ross Perot.

Never raise with a Perot...only with a Nader

 

[just2damshy]

Never raise with a Perot...only with a Nader

Isn't Nader in a Disney Movie?

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Isn't Nader in a Disney Movie?

Sesame Street, actually.