I have a new idea for a candy novelty

[Sillyman]

Bubblegum mace. It could help you stop smoking and ward off would be muggers and rapists. It'll sell like hotcakes.

 

[millieteases]

Right up to the point when I blow a bubble and mace myself when it pops all over my face!

 

[Sillyman]

We put a little warning sticker on it, no biggie.