I have a MOLE???

Thank you!

There's that chewing gum suggestion again.

I just want the mole(s) to go elsewhere. Perhaps if I ask politely?

I emailed my local expert.

He suggested:

1. Call in the local white witch, or

2. Call in the local Morris Dance team, or

3. (This was very effective for a local school's playing field):



Book a Status Quo Concert. The moles left almost as soon as Status Quo started up their amplifying equipment. Five years later they still haven't returned. Maybe "Rocking All Over The World" was too much for the moles' eardrums.

Og
 
Regicide mole.

Once upon a time there was a very popular mole.

The "little gentleman in black velvet" was toasted as such by anti monarchists.

William III King of England 1689-1702 had his horse throw him when it stumbled in a mole hole. He (the King) broke his collarbone, contracted pneumonia and died.

Just thought you'd like to know.:)
 
cute cartoon,
so maybe the little fella in your yard just needs a project!
 
I wish I could read all of the comments! I don't have as much German as I used to, I'm afraid.

Cute cartoon. :heart:

Glad you like it. :)

Most commenters are just remembering their childhood - the little mole was very popular in Germany when I was a kid, though he's Czech originally.

I just realized this one is very much appropriate for your situation - hope your mole turns out to be just as helpful. :D
 
As I was rummaging around in my CP I found this, and I began to wonder...

... what ever happened to our mole friends? Sarah? did they leave?
 
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Some moles are just sexy

Thought I'd share this gorgeous woman with you and show that moles don't affect the sexiness of woman who has one(two, three)
 
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