I have a date man!

[Jackoffking]

Met this chick on this real cool website called sugardaddie and we have like so much in common man. Meeting this chick Friday man. Will let you guys know if I score man.

 

[jomar]

Awesome bro

 

[Jackoffking]

Been on three dates man. First bitch complained I had fuckin bad breath man. Second kept like movin away from me man. Third bitch went to bathroom in a joint and never came back. Have another date tonite man will let you guys know man

 

[Recidiva]

Dude. DUDE.

Good luck.

Hope she smells good.

 

[Jackoffking]

Dude. DUDE.

Good luck.

Hope she smells good.

Thanks man

 

[Lancecastor]

Tip: bring sugar.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What's a date man? Are they sexy?

 

[Lancecastor]

What's a date man? Are they sexy?

Much like a figging, except gentler.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/04/30/620/11696719.jpg?site=sex&user=tranzit33

 

[parodyluvr75]

Much like a figging, except gentler.

I never knew he was so kinky.


I had to google that, I figured it had nothing to do with gathering figs. I'm a sheltered bird.