riff
Jose Jones
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2000
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I know that I have acted very strangely for the past few months and probably revealed far too much about myself to other people on this board. I mean this is the goddamned Internet right? Well, I need to fess up and come clean so I can move onward with my life. I was born without eyelids. It wasn't my fault- I was born an uncommon birth defect- I forget the clinical name- but it doesn't matter what you call it. When little riffy popped out of mommie's belly, he had no eyelids. According to my mother, the doctors tried a new procedure that involved circumcising me and then grafting the foreskin of my penis, whom I affectionately call "Champ," to create passable eyelids for me.
The operation was deemed a success. It was a hell of a thing to put a child through, but what else could be done? My mother chuckles when she tells me about how she asked the doctors about any lingering side-affects and describes their response: "Oh," she tells me they said, "He will be fine, but perhaps a bit cock-eyed..."
Thus my obsession with porn. It is not so much a matter of thinking with my dick as it is seeing with it. How would you feel?
That said, I have bared my soul, and will now proceed to continue on, being myself, and constantly evolving. I feel better having made this admission. I love you all.
riff
The operation was deemed a success. It was a hell of a thing to put a child through, but what else could be done? My mother chuckles when she tells me about how she asked the doctors about any lingering side-affects and describes their response: "Oh," she tells me they said, "He will be fine, but perhaps a bit cock-eyed..."
Thus my obsession with porn. It is not so much a matter of thinking with my dick as it is seeing with it. How would you feel?
That said, I have bared my soul, and will now proceed to continue on, being myself, and constantly evolving. I feel better having made this admission. I love you all.
riff
