I have a cell phone....

[Mistress]

It belongs to my baby brother's mom, and she gave it to me to use because she can no longer keep up with putting money on it twice a month. It has 116.00 worth of time on it, that needs to be used up. Considering tonight is not the night my boyfriend calls, and this time is going to waste, I just might...MIGHT give someone from here a call for 20 or so minutes as long as they are in the US. Under the agreement that they immediately forget the number as soon as it pops up on their caller ID....

That is if I can be convinced to call them


No phone sex,obviously...just good ol' fashioned talking. Though I admit I am rather shy on the phone and might need to be prodded with questions in order to get me to talk more.

This is my own little contest, who wants to talk to me?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'm tending on the side you are telling some mistruths... but I'm in OZ anyway

 

[Mistress]

LOL what mistruths eh?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

A top 10?

 

[Mistress]

Hmmm?

 

[scylis]

well, since everybody says that Alaska is a separate fucking country, i guess i'm out, too.

 

[Ukin]

Phone Sex?

Ermmmm...what is phone sex? The holes are just a little too small for me to have sex with my phone...and the cell phone has NO holes at all...just how is it done?

 

[red_rose]

well, since everybody says that Alaska is a separate fucking country, i guess i'm out, too.

I thought Alaska was part of Canada.

And to think! I was wrong!

It's actually a separate country!

...learn something new every day, I suppose...



*Hiya, Mistress*

 

[Mistress]

Hiyas rose! MUAH!


Aww Scylis, I would call you too if I thought the phone would reach that far hon.

 

[Marxist]

I'm not in.



But this is your best avatar yet.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Whining* Only 20 minutes?

Hahahah!


How you doing you mad organist you?!


*DUN DUN DUN!*

 

[scylis]

Hiyas rose! MUAH!


Aww Scylis, I would call you too if I thought the phone would reach that far hon.

screw the phone, too bad you can't reach this far!

 

[patient1]

You barely know I exist anyway.

 

[Angel]

LOL, You are so not Shy on the phone once you get started

 

[Mistress]

Aww thanks Marxist but I was about to change it again Why do you like this one more then my other one I had before it?


RAVENLOFT!! I miss you you big teddy bear! If you guys ever get a chance to hug Ravenloft in person do it, you'll feel like your snuggling a teddy bear


patient1 MUAH!

ANGELCAKES! I miss you too, and I am soo shy Just cause you got me into a fit of laughter on the phone doesn't change anything

 

[Synnerman]

Twenty minutes conversation with a fine Kentucky Lady, who could resist that?

Oh, by the way, I don't have or believe in caller ID. This old Synner would help use up those minutes.

 

[Ravenloft]

RAVENLOFT!! I miss you you big teddy bear! If you guys ever get a chance to hug Ravenloft in person do it, you'll feel like your snuggling a teddy bear

Oh bother...

 

[Angel]

ANGELCAKES! I miss you too, and I am soo shy Just cause you got me into a fit of laughter on the phone doesn't change anything

It's ok, you kept me sane and it was well worth the 60 bucks I charged on my visa to call you.

 

[Mistress]

60 OMG!

 

[patient1]

patient1 MUAH!

I'm happy.

Did you see your crush today Mistress, or doesn't she work weekends?

 

[scylis]

you two were talking about that picture of...err.."me", weren't you?

 

[Ravenloft]

*Scoffing* I've spent more on women before...

 

[Angel]

60 OMG!

Yeah, I almost cried when I saw the bill, LOL.

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh angel...

 

[Mistress]

Laughs sorry Angel!

Nah didnt see my woman, she was gone to Michigan this weekend for her sister's graduation

But I'm sure I'll see her soon