I hate...

[The_Darkness]

I hate it when I can't find my damn keys.

 

[elsol]

I hate it when I can't find a condom.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[CharleyH]

I hate it when I can't find a condom.

Sincerely,
ElSol

LOL - I can't beat that .... or ... can I?

 

[sincerely_helene]

I hate it when I can't find my damn keys.

How are you typing without any keys?

 

[elsol]

I hate in RPG where I can choose the female character's hair style and color... diligently spend time making sure it's the best, and the fucking designers make it so every piece of head armor covers her hair completely.

IDIOTS!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How are you typing without any keys?

Damn, a bigger smart ass than me.

 

[The_Darkness]

How are you typing without any keys?

Ummm....it's a magic keyboard, built by little garden gnomes who conspire nightly against the lawn gnomes. I gave them some coffee and Oreos one night and they built me this awesome keyboard! All I have to do is simply think the letters and POOF! There they are on the screen! It kicks much ass!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ummm....it's a magic keyboard, built by little garden gnomes who conspire nightly against the lawn gnomes. I gave them some coffee and Oreos one night and they built me this awesome keyboard! All I have to do is simply think the letters and POOF! There they are on the screen! It kicks much ass!

send them over here. my tendonitis is cutting into my masturbation abilities.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

send them over here. my tendonitis is cutting into my masturbation abilities.

Better than your hand falling asleep.

 

[AppleBiter]

Better than your hand falling asleep.

No, that's called "The Stranger."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, that's called "The Stranger."

Well Carson is pretty strange.

 

[Guest]

Well Carson is pretty strange.

pot...--->

kettle​

 

[ABSTRUSE]

pot...--->

kettle​

wench.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Better than your hand falling asleep.

or your boyfriend....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

or your boyfriend....

My sympathy love. Want me to smack him around?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i hate it when someone gets seven stories up in one day!
kidding!

 

[davidwatts]

I hate it when I can't find a condom.

Sincerely,
ElSol

I hate it when I don't need to find one.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My sympathy love. Want me to smack him around?

nah, why do you think my hand is so sore?

 

[The_Darkness]

nah, why do you think my hand is so sore?

Because you're playing too hard....