I hate to be the one to tell you...But...

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

There are only 45 shopping days left until Christmas



I haven't even started yet. So much to do...not enough hours in the day.

Have you started your holiday shopping yet?

What did you get for me? Something naughty I hope


Wicked

 

[dreampilot79]

haven't started my shopping yet.. but can I put you on my wish list?

 

[English Lady]

This is where EL the virtuous chimes in with the fact that she has nearly all her christmas presents bought already

I pick them up year round as I go...I get lots in the january sales actually*L*

 

[cantdog]

Done; except that, when we wrapped them all, there were some unevennesses that we need to correct. Matter of a couple days of shopping.

 

[English Lady]

Oh mine aren't wrapped yet -I don't do that till closer to Christmas -It helps get me in the festive spirit

 

[cloudy]

All done but for the two youngest kids, and that's not all that difficult. Usually just give a chunk of money to the 15-year-old and take him shopping immediately after Christmas, and for the 4-year-old, well, he want's everthing he sees so he's not hard to shop for at all. Anything involving spiderman, power rangers, ninja turtles, or hotwheels cars, and he's happy.

 

[Guest]

All done

What did you get for me?
What do you want from me, Cloudy?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This is where EL the virtuous chimes in with the fact that she has nearly all her christmas presents bought already

I pick them up year round as I go...I get lots in the january sales actually*L*

I just knew it!

Actually I'll probably get all the kids in our family(besides my son) gift cards. Every year the nieces and nephews complain that they dont get what they want.

Many times I've been tempted to spend all the money on a vacation and man whores and leave them a note for Christmas morning saying "Merry Christmas, you little jerks! Love, Aunt Scarlett."

My son always likes the cheapest toy you buy him best, so I tend to buy him a lot of little gifts instead of one big expensive one. I hate last minute shopping, so usually set a deadline for myself to have it all done a week after Thanksgiving. If that doesn't work, I'll see you all at Walgreen's on Christmas Eve.

 

[cloudy]

What did you get for me?

It's not Chrismas yet, sweets. You'll just have to wait.

What do you want from me, Cloudy?

Hmmm, an offer of a gift requires some thought...

 

[matriarch]

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUMBUG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's barely November, for heaven's sake.

 

[impressive]

Kinda sorta started -- in that I have amassed a huge shopping cart at amazon.com

Just not "into" it this year. By this time most years I've had the kids' pictures taken, sorted through the decorations & bought any needed new ones (for traditional tree trimming the weekend after Thanksgiving), and at least collected addresses for any cards I might send.

Instead, this year I sit and write. Priorities!

 

[Liar]

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUMBUG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's barely November, for heaven's sake.

I'm with Mat. Xmas shopping is a last-week spree-like endeavour. That's what makes it fun.

#L

 

[Guest]

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUMBUG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's barely November, for heaven's sake.

What she said. Christmas is a season for me and simply cannot begin until Advent. I ignore all the consumerism now.

Perdita

 

[Honey123]

I went shopping today - and they were playing Christmas songs....I found myself singing along...and then I stopped. I looked at the cashier and said, "I am singing Christmas songs and it's not even Thanksgiving!" She said that they have a standard date that they need to put on that type of music...by November 3rd.

I haven't even made a list yet.

 

[Guest]

I haven't even made a list yet.

I suspect you are on a lot of Christmas lists around here.

 

[Honey123]

I suspect you are on a lot of Christmas lists around here.

LOL...I wish...then I'd finally get that leather G-string I've always wanted...

 

[matriarch]

What she said. Christmas is a season for me and simply cannot begin until Advent. I ignore all the consumerism now.

Perdita

Thank goodness I'm not the only one.

Perdy, Liar, we'll go shopping together, the week before Christmas, and have a ball.

We have a ban on the C word in my office, until 1 December. Anyone using it before then (my decree), has to pay a fine.

And any shop playing christmas music now, loses my business. I just walk straight out.

 

[Guest]

 

[Boota]

I finished my Xmas shopping twelve years ago. I had never been happier.

I have a girlfriend now, so I guess I will be expected to participate in this, my most hated of holidays. No more punching the bell ringers, no more throwing things at people who wish me a Merry Xmas.

Fuck.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

DreamPilot - I'd be happy to be on your wish list

Ted - If I told you now it wouldn't be a surprise on Christmas now would it


I love Christmas, it's my favorite decorating holiday next to Halloween.

I'm trying to get in the mood for some shopping, I'm usually done by July but the past couple of years I have slacked off badly. I'll be lucky to get out for the first go until the week before. Until then I'll be decorating(starting the day after Thanksgiving) and baking lots and lots of yummies that I really shouldn't be eating


To help get you in the mood here is a little something I worked out

Twelve Days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas my lover gave to me
A clitoral stimulator

On the second day of Christmas my lover gave to me
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the third day of Christmas my lover gave to me
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the fourth day of Christmas my lover gave to me
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Fifth day of Christmas my lover gave to me
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Sixth day of Christmas my lover gave to me
6 hung studs
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Seventh day of Christmas my lover gave to me
7 women writhing
6 hung studs
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Eighth day of Christmas my lover gave to me
8 butt plugs
7 women writhing
6 hung studs
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Ninth day of Christmas my lover gave to me
9 crotchless panties
8 butt plugs
7 women writhing
6 hung studs
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Tenth day of Christmas my lover gave to me
10 vibrators
9 crotchless panties
8 butt plugs
7 women writhing
6 hung studs
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my lover gave to me
11 anal beads
10 vibrators
9 crotchless panties
8 butt plugs
7 women writhing
6 hung studs
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my lover gave to me
12 tubes of lube
11 anal beads
10 vibrators
9 crotchless panties
8 butt plugs
7 women writhing
6 hung studs
5 nipple rings
4 ben wa balls
3 cat-o-nines
2 fur lined handcuffs and
A clitoral stimulator



Wicked

 

[oggbashan]

Before Christmas

One of my daughters is getting married, and

My wife celebrates a significant birthday, and

I close my secondhand bookshop and retire.

I'm going to be busy.

Where did I put that speech? Which speech? The father of the bride's? The husband of the birthday lady's? or the retirement speech?

Og

 

[Guest]

it is what you make it.

you see it as commercial...thats your deal.
i CHOOSE to make this season warm and loving.
i CHOOSE to make this year special.
i have family. i have love and thats all i need.
it doesnt make me better or better off...its just who i am
i hope you can see your way clear to maybe not give physical presents this year but offer up some love instead.

i see people who have nothing ...will have nothing this year
and they will do it with a smile.
yes, thats me.

ok.. rant over.. blast away.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re: Before Christmas

One of my daughters is getting married, and

My wife celebrates a significant birthday, and

I close my secondhand bookshop and retire.

I'm going to be busy.

Where did I put that speech? Which speech? The father of the bride's? The husband of the birthday lady's? or the retirement speech?

Og

I know we'll "speak" again plenty of times between now and those events, but all the best with everything, Og.

Lou

 

[The_Fool]

As long as nobody is telling me to put up Christmas Lights....