I HATE my SO

[Monazwx]

I should say my EX.
Just found out that he's married. I am so pissed, I just had to vent.
Sorry guys.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

I'm sorry.
I know a neat revenge trick!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Rude! Rude! Rude, with a capital D!

Get your vent on. That's not cool at all.

 

[red_rose]

I don't understand why people lie about things like that!!

 

[callableborg]

married

Cool. Some are like that. Blow it off.

Better now than later.

 

[Wiggles]

And I suppose he's 'getting a divorce'?

What a dick.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

What you need to do is this:
Go find a person who has a BB gun. Take 4 bb's with you and leave gun there. Go to his car/truck and super glue a bb in each of his four tire caps (those little caps that keeps the air in your tires). Wait. Over the next 2-4 days when he drives, the air will slowly leave his tire. He will then air them back up and put the caps back on. After about a week of this he will think he ran over glass and buy new tires. Not thinking its the caps, he will put them back on and..... what was it about the song that doesn't end?

 

[Monazwx]

Originally posted by Wiggles
And I suppose he's 'getting a divorce'?

I wish he had said that but no. I stumbled across it while looking for something today. I dont know what makes me even angrier, the fact that he has a wife or that he lied to me (he said there was "no one else"). I almost want to cry. Almost. If I wasnt this angry I would.

Thanks Pumpkin, I'll definitely consider that. At least I'm (smiling) again.

Edited to say that I'm going to bed and sleep this off. I'm too disappointed to even think right now.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

hey mona, i got a few more tricks up my sleeve for that special someone who deserve nothing but the best fuck over.

 

[Azwed]

hey mona, i got a few more not tricks up my sleeve for that special someone who deserve nothing but the best fuck over.

after he has gone through a few tires.

Get som balonge(sp?) and put it on his car overnight. The acid in the meat should eat the paint off and leave lots of perfect circles.


Even if it does not he will have nasty smelling slightly rotten balonge all over his car and probably all kinds of animals scratching all over it too.

 

[Zamdrist]

I should say my EX.
Just found out that he's married. I am so pissed, I just had to vent.
Sorry guys.

OMG! That's so messed up!



Does this mean you and I are a number?

 

[Ice Cold]

Him being so honest, I am sure he told his wife all about you also..... yeah right...

Sorry you got screwed over.

 

[MNGuy]

Here's another dirty trick for his car. Slip under his car late at night, loosen the oil pan plug, but don't remove it. As he drives around, the plug will eventually fall out, all the oil will drain out, and if he doesn't notice quickly enough, his pistons will freeze up. He'll need a new engine.

Insurance won't cover it.

 

[CarolineOh]

I should say my EX.
Just found out that he's married. I am so pissed, I just had to vent.
Sorry guys.

Vent all you want, sweetheart. I am so sorry you have to feel the pain of such deception and betrayal.
You need to put this jerk behind you as quickly as you can and find someone who will understand what an exceptional woman you are, and want to be all yours. If venting here helps you on that road, vent away, girlfriend!

 

[fgarvb1]

Did he tell you? If not, Just because he is such a nice up standing guy, Call his number and leave a message for him about your next date with his wife. I mean hey, He started the shit.

Or better yet if you go that way DATE his wife!

 

[Monazwx]

I'm back

I'm feeling better now. I wrote a few things down that were not fit for Lit. last night when I couldn't sleep.
Thanks for all the 'car advice'. It is very much appreciated.

But now I'm wondering if I should tell the wife.
(Deep down I know I should, but I wouldn't want to hear that type of news you know?)

Any thoughts?

Originally posted by Zamdrist
Does this mean you and I are a number?

How could I resist those cotton drawers.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Think of it this way.

If you were married and someone you didn't know was dating your husband and had just discovered he was married, would you want to know? Particularly since an affair of this sort on his part is definitely pattern behavior?

You may find out that this is an open relationship.
You may be handing her the keys to freedom with all the goodies in the marriage.
You may be wrecking a delusionally happy home with 2.5 smiling kiddies.

You don't know, but you have to do what your conscience tells you is right and accept whatever consequences that may come.

 

[cybergirly]

I wouldn't tell her, thats just gonna get really ugly for you. You have no responsibility to her, you owe her nothing. Besides which she probably all ready knows somewhere in her heart, and just can't admit it to herself, and will not take kindly to you telling her.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Gezzzzzz, if I ever piss you guys off remind me to lock my car away, lol


Sorry Mona about the jerk.

 

[CarolineOh]

Re: I'm back

I'm feeling better now. I wrote a few things down that were not fit for Lit. last night when I couldn't sleep.
Thanks for all the 'car advice'. It is very much appreciated.

But now I'm wondering if I should tell the wife.
(Deep down I know I should, but I wouldn't want to hear that type of news you know?)

Any thoughts?

if it was me, I don't think I would tell her. First of all, that will likely lead to complications that will prolong his presence in your life.
Most likely she knows his true nature. I knew my husband was cheating on me long before I was able to admit it to myself. I suspect that most wives in these situations know, but refuse to face it. There's a good chance she will spin it in her head so that it's all your fault. So if you think that telling her will be sticking it to him, that may blow up in your face.
While I do think she needs to know, I don't see how you telling her has an upside for you. And since it's you I am concerned about, I would say don't tell her, just walk away from the whole mess.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: I'm back

if it was me, I don't think I would tell her. First of all, that will likely lead to complications that will prolong his presence in your life.
Most likely she knows his true nature. I knew my husband was cheating on me long before I was able to admit it to myself. I suspect that most wives in these situations know, but refuse to face it. There's a good chance she will spin it in her head so that it's all your fault. So if you think that telling her will be sticking it to him, that may blow up in your face.
While I do think she needs to know, I don't see how you telling her has an upside for you. And since it's you I am concerned about, I would say don't tell her, just walk away from the whole mess.

Excellent advice.

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: I'm back

How could I resist those cotton drawers.

 

[navarre]

after he has gone through a few tires.

Get som balonge(sp?) and put it on his car overnight. The acid in the meat should eat the paint off and leave lots of perfect circles.


Even if it does not he will have nasty smelling slightly rotten balonge all over his car and probably all kinds of animals scratching all over it too.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Thanks Awzed