I hate my computer too. Mother fucker! Why in hell do these damnable machines like to ditch vital components? Mine has this nasty habit of screwing with the keyboard. That's the second time in a month it's done that. At least I know how to fix it quickly now!
Damn computers, damn internet, damn hotmail!
I just know how this is going to end. Badly. The big "life slaps you in the face and kicks you in the ass" is about to commence. I know the signs well. It happens when the small things start to amount to really big things. And the level of irritation is growing.
Storm clouds gathering. Yep. I can see 'em. All black and flickering with lightning.
There is a group of thieves stealing Harleys in the area. And I hear they're quite good and fast. My mother-in-law has a lump in her breast. My cat is losing weight and I'm worried about him. How far do you go with a cat who has degenerative heart disease? What else? Who knows. It's bound to be something even worse that I haven't imagined yet. Maybe the timing chain. Wouldn't that be just fucking pathetic?!

Damn computers, damn internet, damn hotmail!
I just know how this is going to end. Badly. The big "life slaps you in the face and kicks you in the ass" is about to commence. I know the signs well. It happens when the small things start to amount to really big things. And the level of irritation is growing.
Storm clouds gathering. Yep. I can see 'em. All black and flickering with lightning.
There is a group of thieves stealing Harleys in the area. And I hear they're quite good and fast. My mother-in-law has a lump in her breast. My cat is losing weight and I'm worried about him. How far do you go with a cat who has degenerative heart disease? What else? Who knows. It's bound to be something even worse that I haven't imagined yet. Maybe the timing chain. Wouldn't that be just fucking pathetic?!