I Hate My Fingers

[jaF0]

Too often they hit the keyboard keys they choose instead of the ones I want them to hit.


Either that or the keyboard keys keep shuffling around at random.

 

[adrina]

Evil keyboard conspiracy.

It's almost as bad as auto correct.

 

[MistressMoira]

I used to be a good typist. Now, not so much anymore. Damn the laziness of PCs. The old typewriter made for more accurate typists.

 

[pink]

Mine look like sausages.

 

[MistressMoira]

I have pretty hands. Prettier when I was younger, but I still like them.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Too often they hit the keyboard keys they choose instead of the ones I want them to hit.


Either that or the keyboard keys keep shuffling around at random.

For my first five years or so at my first job, I typed. I typed well and fast.
100 years have passed since then. Now I type half-fast. Making it worse, I have to watch the keyboard. What makes it worser, I eat while I type and several white letters soon disappear. Then I try to use a marker and end up buying another keyboard.
I spend more time correcting what auto does not than I do commenting.
I started this comment hours ago!


Yet my fingers come i handy for eating and fingering.

 

[jenni_bean]

I don't type very well but I do love my fingers!

 

[jezzilee]

Too often they hit the keyboard keys they choose instead of the ones I want them to hit.


Either that or the keyboard keys keep shuffling around at random.

Dude, lay off the shots....that is apparently my job!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Dude, lay off the shots....that is apparently my job!

Jello shots? I can get my fingers into that/

 

[jezzilee]

Jello shots? I can get my fingers into that/

I absolutely make the BEST jello shots... it's an art!

 

[Hypoxia]

Typical Monday, with fingers:

https://i.imgur.com/lvy5NDr.gif

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

I have pretty hands. Prettier when I was younger, but I still like them.

I bet they'd look even prettier wrapped around my engorged manhood.

 

[neci]

I bet they'd look even prettier wrapped around my engorged manhood.

my barbed wire would better. squeezed nice and tight.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

my barbed wire would better. squeezed nice and tight.

Pass.