i hate lavender

[pabloback]

was looking through a gardening catalogue and thinking of flowers for the spring
i love the moment when the first snowdrops peek through the ground to celebrate the end of winter ,followed by crocuses. my favourite flowers are freesias , so delicate and colourful but full of scent , spring time is wonderful with fields full of daffodils swaying in the breeze and multicoloured tulips swinging in unison . or walking through an enchanted wood past primroses into a leafy glade filled with bluebells and meadows full of buttercups and laying on the grass making daisy chains. hiking over moors covered with gorse bushes and heather .but there are two flowers i cannot abide , one is the hyacinth and the other is lavender , i like strong vivid colours or pastel shades but i dont like the blue colour of hyacinths or the wishywashy colour of lavender . i think i am more biased against lavender because i rerally cant stand the smell. i started to study aroma therapy and the two fragrances. best suited to calming moods are supposed to be lavender and vanilla i tried lavender in my place of work and it made me feel nauseous i am not keen on vanilla either but it did seem to have some effect although i found the fragrance a little heavy for a confined place . maybe i will have to get a jasmine tree for work .

 

[A_Jacks]

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[pabloback]

i forgot to mention magic mushrooms .
how stupid of me , DOH!!!

 

[A_Jacks]

I forgot to mention how much I love those little Pez candies...

AND THE DISPENSERS!

Why DCL has a whole collection!

 

[pabloback]

I forgot to mention how much I love those little Pez candies...

AND THE DISPENSERS!

Why DCL has a whole collection!

and poppies , i forgot poppies, especially the opiate variety

 

[Never]

S-u-b-t-le.
Like a sledgehammer.

pabloback:
"i tried lavender in my place of work and it made me feel nauseous"
I tried lavender in the bedroom and have no complaints about her, er, it.

 

[pabloback]

S-u-b-t-le.
Like a sledgehammer.

pabloback:
"i tried lavender in my place of work and it made me feel nauseous"
I tried lavender in the bedroom and have no complaints about her, er, it.

this is supposed to be a thread about about spring flowers , please try and keep it that way

 

[bluntforcemama]

Orange Blossom

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Stink weed

 

[gridiron]

Right on, Celestial!

I agree with you 100%.. Fuck off, pablo.. She mentioned lavender in her post, and discussed it's aromatic effects.. I say she met the requirements.. Stop being a self-centered, anal-retentive asshole for once, k?

 

[pabloback]

there is nothing better than walking through orchards of apple and cherry blossom , as the blossom falls from the trees it is like walking through a snowfall on a beautiful sunny day.
what colour is orange blossom? apple is white and cherry is a beautiful pink

 

[cymbidia]

Azalea: Moderation.

"Be more moderate in your actions."

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Flats/3693/flower.html

 

[Never]

I'm not quite certain what you mean pablo, I was on topic. I think lavender is wonderful and I'm sorry you hate her, er, it I mean.

CelestialBody:
"I hate overzealous, ignorant, self-absorbed ass-wipes who feel the need to insult anyone that they can't win a debate with, so what's new?"

CB, can I be your love slave?

 

[bluntforcemama]

white. When are you getting married?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[lavender]

 

[A_Jacks]

What about the smell of

A Blooming Idiot?




I for one...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'm allergic to lavender, and most of the other ones you mentioned there

 

[Laurel]

Here is my dove of peace being extended to pablo. I no longer want these little squabbles. Pablo is a fun person on the board and many like him. I find no reason for us to have issues in the future. On my end, this is over. Pablo has never hurt my feelings or done any detrimental harm to me. I hope that this can end and there will be no more future repercussions or squabbles between pablo and I.

I for one vow (yes, mark this thread) not to have any more of this ugliness with pablo for the board to have to see.

pablo, I am sorry for any negative feelings you have toward me and for my actions which have disturbed you.

That's a very mature response, lavender. You've risen a notch in my esteem.

 

[pabloback]

for the record so everybody knows , i have accepted what lavender has said and i would like to add that we are now bosom buddies and drinking partners and i will be buying the first round of strawberry milkshakes . all are welcome to watch this auspicious occasion but supply your own pretzels and doughnuts

 

[Laurel]

Very cool! I love strawberry...

 

[lavender]

 

[u2slow13]

from lavender to strawberries to donut hoes slapping my ass just to make sure I'm on the right thread

 

[pabloback]

Forget about the strawberry milkshakes. I want some tequilla shots. I'll drink you under the table, pablo!

tequilla slammers eh?
forget about the salty taste , just suck on the worm