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R Nitelight

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The stage is dark and bare. The small club is packed, and the native are beginning to get a little restless. They were promised a show, and so far they've been bitterly disappointed.
All that is about to change.

Without warning, the stage lights up and pounding music starts to blare out of the powerful sound system. The crowd rises to its feet in anticipation.
Could it be? Could it be?
The Curtains tear open and a lone figure takes the stage.
It is! It is!

R Nitelight, in all his glory.

Nitelight is a vision in white. White jacket, white t-shirt, tight white pants that leave little to the imagination, and white shoes.
He strikes a pose, giving the audience a preview of what is to come.
Then he begins to dance......

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor......

No one can work a crowd into a frenzy like Nitelight! His tight little body oozes sexuality, driving everyone who sees him out of their minds with desire.
But this isn't a dance recital. It's a strip tease. And it's time for the show to start.

The jacket come off first. Nitelight seductively shrugs his shoulders and lets it slide off. Then, he twirls it around his head and carelessly flings it into the audience. It lands on Madame Pandora, temporarily blinding her, but she quickly removes it, not wanting to miss a thing.

Nitelight next struts his way down the catwalk, working it for all that he is worth. The shoes come off next. The right one goes flying into the crowd, striking KillerMuffin right between the eyes, rendering her unconscious. When the second shoe is in the air, the crowd knows enough to duck.

The audience is close enough to reach out and touch him at this point. Nitelight plays this to the hilt. Hands reach out, but somehow he manages to stay just out of reach, teasing the crowd, frustrating them. Making them want more.

That's when he takes his white t-shirt and literally rips it off his body.....
The audience roars as Nitelight stands there, bare chested, body glistening with sweat. But they still want more.

Nitelight continues to dance, turning his back to the audience, giving them a perfect view of his tight butt.
Then, he bends over and pulls on his pants. There are of the tear-away variety. The crowd gasps as Nitelight stands there in only a thong.

Nitelight takes two steps forward, preparing for his big finish, but he never makes it. The women of Literotica rush the stage, and Nitelight never knows what hits him. The thong is ripped away, and his mind goes blank as suddenly there are hands and mouths and pussies.....

The next few hours are a total blank. Dazed, Nitelight finds himself face down in an alley, totally nude, his lower body covered with teethmarks and lipstick stains. Only one thing is clear at this point.

He's damned glad he didn't take the Ravens.
 
Oh, yeah...

Take heart, and be of good cheer, for soon pitchers and catchers will report to Florida, and all will be right in the world.
 
Re: Oh, yeah...

Ambrosious said:
Take heart, and be of good cheer, for soon pitchers and catchers will report to Florida, and all will be right in the world.

That's right pitchers and catchers report in 17 days :)
 
One question

Stop me if you have heard this, but now that AOL owns the Braves, will the players just fall down on the field for no apparent reason?
 
Re: One question

Ambrosious said:
Stop me if you have heard this, but now that AOL owns the Braves, will the players just fall down on the field for no apparent reason?

ROFLMAO!!!
 
LOL You should write to them and ask. Interesting to see what they respond. ROFLMAO
 
The reason the pitcher's and the catcher's have to report earlier than the rest of the players to Florida.


They have to help count the players as they arrive.

Sorry, i just had to say it.
 
Nitelight

Your're a good sport and I think I should have voted for the Giants. Some people have all the luck.
 
Re: Oh, yeah...

Ambrosious said:
Take heart, and be of good cheer, for soon pitchers and catchers will report to Florida, and all will be right in the world.


(pronounced lisping)
Another gay convention???

I wanna be a catcher!!! Wooohooo!!
 
The huge, hulking, and rather angry StudMuffin finds the half unconcious and well used naked Night Light in the darkened alley, sprawled in the wet refuse, and picks the naked boy up by the scruff of the neck.

Obviously on the brink of a murderous rage, the StudMuffin tosses the utterly defenseless Night Light into the doorway as if he weighed no more than a tiny, half-empty sack of kitty litter. Cowering in fear, Night Light curls up on himself and tries to shove himself through the locked metal door behind him. "P-p-pleeeease, don't hurt me!" He begs as the vengeful StudMuffin advances on him, huge hamlike fists clenched, ready to damage.

The StudMuffin once again effortlessly picks Night Light up, this time by the throat. "If you EVER do that AGAIN-"

"I'll never hurt her again!!! I promise!!" Night Light wails.

The StudMuffin pokes Night Light in his skinny ribs painfully, growling, "Don't interrupt me."

"Oooohhh God!!!" Night Light wails, the distinctive odor of urine tainting the air.

"If you EVER knock out my precious Muffin again, make sure you do a better job. She hasn't quit bitching about it yet. I coulda gotten a good night's sleep man. Don't be such a pussy."
 
Now I giggled a little at Nitelights epic stage show, but I gave myself a belly ache laughing over the StudMuffins contribution

Well done Muffins, keep it up.
 
Hey, those of you who pine for baseball,

Which side will you be on during this season's impending strike. I am on the side of small market teams and won't come back to the park until we have the finances to keep our good players instead of seeing them off to NY and Atlanta.
 
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