I Hate Car Alarms

[lavender]

 

[Bob Peale]

Aren't you allowed to start throwing things at the car after 30 minutes?

 

[Ice Cold]

But they are so fun to set off in parking garages when the poor bastard is sitting in his office four blocks away.... take up my damn parking space will ya....

 

[Siren]

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

 

[Starfish]

People need to switch to the new and upcomingly popular "James Earl Jones as Darth Vader" Car alarm.

You can program it to say a variety of very freightening and rather offputting comments, like....


I have you now!
or
I find your lack of faith disturbing while you hear the guy choking as Darth nearly offs him...

and many more.