i hate caitlyn jenner.

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the nyt has a whole story today about some 22 yr. old trans girl who was supposedly having an affair with caitlyn. that's her entire claim to fame, she supposedly munched carpet with caitlyn. first of all, how repulsive is it to think of this girl with a brand new coochie feeding it to a 70 yr. old? and an ugly one, at that. and if that girl was burying her face in caitlyn's somewhat new coochie, she deserves the brown recluse spider bites she probably got on her nose.

i hated caitlyn even when she was bruce. in the early days, switching around in those little sheer shorts, my gaydar went off like big ben and yet he swore he wasn't queer. even when he made that movie with the village people (and you can bet every one of them fucked him, even tho they're all bottoms) his standard reply was, "who, me?". later when he was on 'good morning america' as a reporter and had had so much plastic surgery that he looked like a 14 yr. old asian girl, he still couldn't admit it. i used to watch that show just to see joan lunden's face going "what the fuck was that?" after his filmed segments.

then, he had the nerve to put his extended mongoloid family in a reality show. you know why they all have the same name, don't you? it's because they're so dumb they can't remember who they are.

i have no problem with 70 yr. old trans in general. i just think at that age, they should be doing RBG drag instead of looking like joan collins' uglier sister.

i've decided that if i ever get the urge to trans or do drag, i'm going to change my name to polar vortex and tell everyone that i'm yugoslavian. that way i'll have a credible excuse for looking like a frump. and don't any of you bitches steal my idea.
 
Thanks bunches.

I try every day NOT to think and ignore all the media shit about about that train wreck called Caitlyn Jenner.

And all of it's offspring.


Makes my skin crawl!
 
the nyt has a whole story today about some 22 yr. old trans girl who was supposedly having an affair with caitlyn. that's her entire claim to fame, she supposedly munched carpet with caitlyn. first of all, how repulsive is it to think of this girl with a brand new coochie feeding it to a 70 yr. old? and an ugly one, at that. and if that girl was burying her face in caitlyn's somewhat new coochie, she deserves the brown recluse spider bites she probably got on her nose.

i hated caitlyn even when she was bruce. in the early days, switching around in those little sheer shorts, my gaydar went off like big ben and yet he swore he wasn't queer. even when he made that movie with the village people (and you can bet every one of them fucked him, even tho they're all bottoms) his standard reply was, "who, me?". later when he was on 'good morning america' as a reporter and had had so much plastic surgery that he looked like a 14 yr. old asian girl, he still couldn't admit it. i used to watch that show just to see joan lunden's face going "what the fuck was that?" after his filmed segments.

then, he had the nerve to put his extended mongoloid family in a reality show. you know why they all have the same name, don't you? it's because they're so dumb they can't remember who they are.

i have no problem with 70 yr. old trans in general. i just think at that age, they should be doing RBG drag instead of looking like joan collins' uglier sister.

i've decided that if i ever get the urge to trans or do drag, i'm going to change my name to polar vortex and tell everyone that i'm yugoslavian. that way i'll have a credible excuse for looking like a frump. and don't any of you bitches steal my idea.

Man, we are so on the same page here. I can't stand that fuck. Not then, not now. I can respect a gold medal in the decathalon cuz just damn that's hard but that only takes a fucker so far before the hate starts.
 
the nyt has a whole story today about some 22 yr. old trans girl who was supposedly having an affair with caitlyn. that's her entire claim to fame, she supposedly munched carpet with caitlyn. first of all, how repulsive is it to think of this girl with a brand new coochie feeding it to a 70 yr. old? and an ugly one, at that. and if that girl was burying her face in caitlyn's somewhat new coochie, she deserves the brown recluse spider bites she probably got on her nose.

i hated caitlyn even when she was bruce. in the early days, switching around in those little sheer shorts, my gaydar went off like big ben and yet he swore he wasn't queer. even when he made that movie with the village people (and you can bet every one of them fucked him, even tho they're all bottoms) his standard reply was, "who, me?". later when he was on 'good morning america' as a reporter and had had so much plastic surgery that he looked like a 14 yr. old asian girl, he still couldn't admit it. i used to watch that show just to see joan lunden's face going "what the fuck was that?" after his filmed segments.

then, he had the nerve to put his extended mongoloid family in a reality show. you know why they all have the same name, don't you? it's because they're so dumb they can't remember who they are.

i have no problem with 70 yr. old trans in general. i just think at that age, they should be doing RBG drag instead of looking like joan collins' uglier sister.

i've decided that if i ever get the urge to trans or do drag, i'm going to change my name to polar vortex and tell everyone that i'm yugoslavian. that way i'll have a credible excuse for looking like a frump. and don't any of you bitches steal my idea.

Each to his own maybe. But I can't help thinking if they'd filmed the Village People fucking Bruce Jenner and edited it in, Can't Stop the Music would have been a much more enjoyable movie.
 
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