I had this HORRIBLE nightmare!

[red_rose]

I dreamt that Lit was more like a summer camp.

And we were all being CENSORED!

Certain classes were renamed to be more Politically Correct... And we weren't allowed to say the word, "fuck".



How horrible is that?!

 

[naudiz]

Fuck, dude. That's pretty bad.

So if this is a summer camp, where is our activities counselor? What little crafts to we get to make? I'm thinking about those cock molds I saw on another thread, myself.

 

[Guest]

*

 

[Ezarc]

Did you say something? I was staring at your chest. Oh yeah, the nightmare. Well there was this time in band camp....
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[red_rose]

I don't remember much else. A few of the "oldsters" were counselors.

I remember something about swimming at one point...and getting in trouble for possession of pornography!

It's pretty bad when you start dreaming about places you go online, isn't it? Perhaps I needed more than just a *nap*. lol

 

[red_rose]

Did you say something? I was staring at your chest.

Ditto, babe.





Nice nips.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm the activities counselor.

Now we'll have nude swimming contest, oil wrestling, erotic sculpture, and of course the giant panty raid at the end of the summer.

 

[Ezarc]

Ditto, babe.





Nice nips.

Danke,
You rock and I would love to see that.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Guest]

***Sh-i-i-v-v-v-e-r-s***

 

[naudiz]

But no cock-molds? I guess I'll have to wait for Counselor Dillinger to line us up for our daily calisthenics.

Funny, I saw step aerobics on TV once, and it was nothing like what he had us doing yesterday...

 

[Rubyfruit]

That is fucking terrible.

I'm glad you woke up sweetie.

 

[pipercatt]

Could have been worse. Could have been band camp.

 

[Eagle70]

i myself had a rather messed up dream last night...involved an alien attack on eath, trying to escape with my best friend, his girlfriend, and her friend...watching NYC get obliterated on CNN...it was FUCKED...<sigh> and this dream has been bugging me since.

Damn it, i watch too much tv

 

[cybergirly]

I'm the activities counselor.

Now we'll have nude swimming contest, oil wrestling, erotic sculpture, and of course the giant panty raid at the end of the summer.

I want to go to Sillyman's summer camp. Where do I sign up?

 

[red_rose]

That is fucking terrible.

I'm glad you woke up sweetie.

So am I!


And, Pi... band camp would have been better. At least there people are actually getting laid.

 

[pipercatt]

And, Pi... band camp would have been better. At least there people are actually getting laid.

Yeah, but only with Flutes and shit like that.

 

[Sillyman]

I want to go to Sillyman's summer camp. Where do I sign up?

Right over here sweetie.

Oh, and everyone gets laid at my camp rose.

 

[red_rose]

I hope I dream of Sillyman's Camp Lit next time I go to bed....

 

[cybergirly]

Right over here sweetie.

Oh, and everyone gets laid at my camp rose.

*pulling out pen...signing on dotted line*

Whooo Hooo... I'm ready. Of course I'm not packed but I don't need to bring any clothes or anything do I?

 

[Ezarc]

*pulling out pen...signing on dotted line*

Whooo Hooo... I'm ready. Of course I'm not packed but I don't need to bring any clothes or anything do I?

*signing on* You had better not!!!

 

[Eagle70]

i'm just gonna go right ahead and toss this out there...i've got a crush on red_rose. there we go, thank you, i'm done.

 

[red_rose]

i'm just gonna go right ahead and toss this out there...i've got a crush on red_rose. there we go, thank you, i'm done.

(yeah... emoticons say it all. lol)

 

[Eagle70]

ok..lemme see...

first, you're shocked, cause you havent any idea who i am...

then you're blushing, cause you're honored or flattered or some such...

and lastly, a kiss to let me know i'm sweet...and thats that...



couldnt resist...and yes, i do have a crush on you

 

[red_rose]

I told you emoticons could say it all!

But you were wrong about one thing.

I do know who you are, silly. I'm pretty observant like that... I've seen you around.

 

[Eagle70]

awwww...yay...i was hoping you'd know who i was....


i honestly feel like i'm 14 again and with a crush, its bad <shakes head>