I had the chance.....

[SimGuy]

to pick up a woman tonight,

..........and I didn't do it





Does that automatically disqualify me from Lit or something??

 

[Private Vasquez]

GET OUT!!

 

[SimGuy]

She was pretty good looking too

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well beat yourself up about it. You need it.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

PV, you not cutting much slack tonight are you? How are you girl?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

to pick up a woman tonight,

..........and I didn't do it





Does that automatically disqualify me from Lit or something??

Depends. Was it a human female?

 

[SimGuy]

Definitely a human.

And thanks for that empathy PV.
(beating myself up, hmmm, she did indicate an interest in mild spanking)

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Don't whine about it. Next time just go for it and get over it for good or bad. Refer to sig line.

 

[Wiggles]

(... she did indicate an interest in mild spanking)

And you let her get away?

Are you feeling ok? Any fever?

 

[Debbie]

Definitely a human.

And thanks for that empathy PV.
(beating myself up, hmmm, she did indicate an interest in mild spanking)

And you didn't pick her up? Why not?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm all about the empathy. Anytime.

 

[SimGuy]

And you didn't pick her up? Why not?

The EGO got in the way!!!

Yeah, I only had 3 stops on the T before I had to commit to riding the wrong Subway just to put some of my rather lame moves on her or get on the Subway that would take me home.

My ego wasn't up to the 3 stops challenge. <Big Sigh>

 

[marksgirl]

Please someone hand me a big brick so I can hit this guy over the head..........well maybe he worked hard today and just needed to eat and sleep?

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Please someone hand me a big brick so I can hit this guy over the head..........well maybe he worked hard today and just needed to eat and sleep?

Aww honey you are too sweet.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

What those last two said.

Plus...

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND????

 

[SimGuy]

Yeah, I even had extra tokens for the return trip in case I was unsuccessful

This from one of the major contributors to the recent "I'm Oblivious when Women are Interested" Thread.

It might be years, decades before this opportunity appears again.

 

[Saint Peter]

Subways are the best place to pick up chicks.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You so blew it! The bag fits well.

 

[SimGuy]

You so blew it! The bag fits well.

Thanks, I changed the AV in honor of the occasion!




Looks like I did something right!!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

You so blew it! The bag fits well.

I refuse to admit, ever again, that he's my illlegitimate son.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Good on ya!

 

[SimGuy]

Ohhh, Should I mention....


I had the condoms with me tooo!!



When I screw up, it's well worth being there to watch!!



Boy that had a lot of double interpretations

 

[takingchances42]

to pick up a woman tonight,

..........and I didn't do it

Does that automatically disqualify me from Lit or something??

Nah, just means you're approaching 40. And the women your age are hitting their sexual prime.

Better learn not to pick them up sometimes. To say no occasionally. To sneak out the back door when appropriate. To lock and bar your own door.

Or that bratwurst is going to get worn down to a vienna sausage!

 

[PacificBlue]

Ohhh, Should I mention....


I had the condoms with me tooo!!



When I screw up, it's well worth being there to watch!!



Boy that had a lot of double interpretations

uhhh...so you expect that a woman who meets you for the first time is immediately going to lay down and spread her thighs for you?

 

[SimGuy]

uhhh...so you expect that a woman who meets you for the first time is immediately going to lay down and spread her thighs for you?

Nope, that's definitely NOT me!!

I just wasn't sure that three subway stops would have been sufficient to make the rather obvious decision that I'm staying on her Sub rather than getting on mine. She already knew I was waiting on the D and she was waiting on the B. Only three stops before they diverged.