richard_daily
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and tonight, I'm going to a lesbian toga party.
Happy fucking new year!
Happy fucking new year!
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and tonight, I'm going to a lesbian toga party.
Happy fucking new year!
I had sex in a dentist's chair this afternoon....
Happy fucking new year!
Please tell me that was for real.
And bonus points going if it was with the dentist while you were getting your teeth done.
Did you make use of the overhead mirror? Kinky Dick!
They didn't have one... she had those weird glasses, and I told her that she looked creepy, and that she should fuck me...
I got a pretty through cleaning for free too. I told her that if she still wanted to fuck me after seeing my teeth, that she was a saint, because it's been years since I made it to the dentist.
I was told that they weren't that bad.
How about the sex?
"Open wide."
"MMmmmrrphffffmmmm!"
"Spit."
Pretty fantastic. Those chairs make for an excellent position with the woman on top.
She texted me afterwards when I dropped her off at yoga and said her come was running down her legs, but she didn't think that anyone noticed.
Yoga classes are the worst places for queefing - queef+cum.....embarrassing.
So, were you delivering pizzas or installing cable?
Installing a cable - of sorts.
She said that the instructor was being nicer to her than usual, and I commented that the juices running down her leg might have been a tip off as to what she had been up to.
HDMI?
Pretty fantastic. Those chairs make for an excellent position with the woman on top.
She texted me afterwards when I dropped her off at yoga and said her come was running down her legs, but she didn't think that anyone noticed.
Semen is rarely noticed at lesbian toga parties.
Did you at least get your teeth cleaned too?
Semen is rarely noticed at lesbian toga parties.