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scouries

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[size=+2]“Daddy, I Whispered”[/size] by scouries

Sometime yesterday, someone in Sydney or London or Bombay or Vancouver of maybe even New York, clicked a tab, and my story “Daddy, I Whispered” became the first 2006 Literotica Story (and who knows, perhaps the first all-time) to crack the [size=+2]5,000[/size] vote barrier.

It’s been weird watching the vote total climb. I was astounded when it hit 1000 votes in its first week on Literotica back in February. More votes by far than any other story I’d ever written. I looked around. There weren’t that many 1,000 vote stories anywhere. Maybe you can find one hundred of them total if you cruise the highest rated lists in all the categories.

The 2,000 mark passed in April, then 3,000 in June. It was starting to pass the all time vote gathering giants. BobbyT, Chicago Bob, youbadboy, G.H. Lawrence, masterhypnotist, snake138, ronde, TawnyT among others.

4,000th vote received in July, only the kings left above me now. One story of Wm_Sexspear’s at 4500 passed in early August.

Then it passed the big guy. In August it broke through the 4,800 vote level and passed the greatest vote collector of all time, the man with over ten 1,000+ vote stories to his credit. Went right by rgjohn’s 2002 mega hit ‘A Mother and Her Son’. In early September it broke through the 5,000 vote mark.

I didn’t celebrate or do anything special to mark the accomplishment. I simply watched contentedly as over the following weeks it continued to climb, eventually reaching the 5,500 vote level in mid October.

Then, fuck, I was massacred. In a one week period in mid-October 700+ votes were taken away and I was suddenly 200 votes short of the magic 5,000 figure. YOU BASTARDS!

I was also behind ‘A Mother and Her Son’ again. But then it started to slowly climb back up. Re-passed Literotica’s greatest author, rgjohn, again last week. As I write this his famous work now has the grand total of 4,889 votes. Hopefully it too will soon hit the magic 5,000.

Last night “Daddy, I Whispered” finally hit 5,000 again. Afraid I may wake up some morning and find another 600 or 800 votes lopped off (although hopefully the repeated ‘sweeps’ of the past few weeks has forever cleansed the 5,000 remaining votes) I thought I’d officially announce it now. Celebrate publicly. Just in case.

Since this story will never appear in any highest rated lists I wanted to let other authors know the type of vote totals that are available on the site. “Daddy, I Whispered”, for whatever reason, has generated votes in a quantity that proves that our readers will respond – both positively and negatively. Some hated it, most liked it. That’s life.

I won’t complain about the three or four hundred people (those assholes) who gave me a 1 or a 2. If they didn’t like the story (or me) so be it.

Nor chastise the more than thousand people (the pricks) who gave me a 3 or a 4.

I won’t lambaste the anonymous critics who attacked me (jerks all). In fact I welcome them. Anonymity is what allows honest feedback without the fear of cheap, retaliatory personal attacks.

I won’t e-mail the authorities demanding that the bad votes be removed (seemingly a common occurrence for some of our thin skinned brethren). Shit, I’ve never had an e-mail I sent to headquarters answered yet anyway.

“Daddy, I Whispered” is not my highest rated story, not even near it, but over thirty-five hundred people (all of them surely intelligent, kind, discerning, educated, good looking…)gave it a 5.

Is my story now the number one vote getter of all time? Maybe. But I don’t think so. There’s somebody out there, lurking hidden in the grass, with 6,200 or 7,650 or who knows how many votes. Come out, come out whoever you are.

If you haven’t read my story yet please do. Then Vote. (but please – only one vote per person, I don’t want to undergo that trauma again)

And thanks to everyone who have taken the time to send me feedback,

J.R.S.

p.s. by the way does anyone know what’s happened to rgjohn? Its been a year since he submitted a story.
 
Wow! That's incredible!

Congratulations!

I think my highest vote tally is 50, so I am completely in awe and think you are more than justified to celebrate!

janiexx :)

I haven't read the story, but I'll make sure I will (and add my one little vote to your 5000).
 
*suffers a minor heart-attack in shock* HOLY SHIT it broke the 5000 mark, not once, but TWICE, now THAT'S talent! Congrats, if it got that many people to vote, I wouldn't care if it was the worst POS in teh universe, you still have every right to celebrate, and the fact that it got 5's well, "I bow to your all mighty power"
 
the jokes on me...

4951 this a.m. 50 more votes lost overnight!

which means i may have another chance to celebrate after all!!!
 
Well, maybe I can celebrate hitting 4000 votes

WARNING – DO NOT IRRITATE OUR ESTEEMED LEADERS. (and i used to love those two)

“Daddy”, I Whispered – The voting just gets stranger and stranger. Are we in Kazakhstan or Haiti? Is there a U.N. election monitoring team somewhere we could borrow? I now know what a yo-yo feels like.

Recapping:

MONTH ................................VOTES....................TOTAL

February................................... 1051
March....................................... 834........................1885
April.......................................... 577........................2462
May...........................................533........................2995
June..........................................566........................3561
July........................................... 551.......................4112
August.......................................744........................4856
September.................................444.........................5300
October.....................................398
October sweeps.........................-701......................4998
November 1st................................3........................5001
November 2nd ...........................-50........................4951
November 3rd................................7........................4957
November 4th...............................12.......................4969
November 5th................................ 8.......................4977
November 6th............................-216.......................4761

All time high - hit 5498 on October 15th. I’m afraid I’ll be down to 4000 before I’m ever allowed back to the 5000 level.
 
Oh no! Well, what matters is that it WAS above the 5000 mark. And, mosty likely, it will be again. But no matter what, it's still something to be damn proud of, and for little Literotes everywhere to strive for. So congrats!
 
ungenderless said:
Oh no! Well, what matters is that it WAS above the 5000 mark. And, mosty likely, it will be again. But no matter what, it's still something to be damn proud of, and for little Literotes everywhere to strive for. So congrats!

I'll second that!

janiexx:)
 
Third time lucky???

At 5026 votes this morning. Have received 265 new votes since my last report on Nov 6th.

Yes, it’s back over 5000 votes again. But will it last?

J.R.S.
 
Another 991 votes down the drain!!!!

WARNING – DO NOT IRRITATE OUR ESTEEMED LEADERS.

Updating the figures I posted three months ago. Slowly I’d climbed back over 5000, then 6000, ending January at 6212 votes!
Then last night the bastards struck again – 991 votes disappeared.

MONTH ................................VOTES....................TOTAL

February................................... 1051
March....................................... 834........................1885
April.......................................... 577........................2462
May...........................................533........................2995
June..........................................566........................3561
July........................................... 551.......................4112
August.......................................744........................4856
September.................................444.........................5300
October.....................................398
October sweeps.........................-701.........................4998
November ...................................363
November sweeps.......................-266........................5095
December……………………………...…………590…………………………..5685
January………………………………......………527………………......…….6212
February !st sweep………........…………-991…………....………..5221

All time high - hit 6212 January 31st. Sitting this morning at 5221. What will tomorrow bring?
Total votes deleted so far 1958.

My other 41 posted stories lost approximatley 200 votes total last night. What the hell is it about this one??

JRS
 
You are exactly the type of writer this site does not want.

You push crapthat can't even cross the thrteshold of reasonable erotica and expect - no, demand - that we respect your bastardised and deformed semi-capabilities.

Go find another forum for your excreta.
 
scouries said:
WARNING – DO NOT IRRITATE OUR ESTEEMED LEADERS.

Updating the figures I posted three months ago. Slowly I’d climbed back over 5000, then 6000, ending January at 6212 votes!
Then last night the bastards struck again – 991 votes disappeared.

MONTH ................................VOTES....................TOTAL

February................................... 1051
March....................................... 834........................1885
April.......................................... 577........................2462
May...........................................533........................2995
June..........................................566........................3561
July........................................... 551.......................4112
August.......................................744........................4856
September.................................444.........................5300
October.....................................398
October sweeps.........................-701.........................4998
November ...................................363
November sweeps.......................-266........................5095
December……………………………...…………590…………………………..5685
January………………………………......………527………………......…….6212
February !st sweep………........…………-991…………....………..5221

All time high - hit 6212 January 31st. Sitting this morning at 5221. What will tomorrow bring?
Total votes deleted so far 1958.

My other 41 posted stories lost approximatley 200 votes total last night. What the hell is it about this one??

JRS

Lets see October would have been the major sweep for the Halloween Contest....

November there were several sweeps because they were trying to catch up with the monthly awards and clean up in general

And then Feb was the sweep for the Valentines Day contest....

I think that covers most of it.... nothing new... small totals lose small numbers and bigger totals lose larger numbers.... I can show you the same thing on mine just on a smaller scale.
 
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