I had a dream!!

bullus

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This is a thread for Litsters to describe their awesome sexy dreams they've had!

Go into detail. What they looked like, how it felt, how long it went on for, how satisfying it was, etc.

I'm curious to see what kind of sex dreams my cohorts have here.

I'll start:

Had a strange dream last night that I was trapped in some weird house. I say weird because there was a front door to leave like any other house, but it wouldn't open. I also say weird because my wife was there with 3 of my exes. They started comparing notes about me and I couldn't escape. Listening to everything you've done wrong in past relationships is quite humbling, to say the least!

Then the topic of sex came up. I've always made an important effort to be good in that area, mostly because I love sex ALOT! Their comparative notes agreed with that, thankfully! They leaned in close and suddenly I couldn't hear anything they were saying. After a brief period of talk, one of my exes stood and addressed me.

"If you can get all of us off, one after the other, I'll let you out of here."

Man's sexual dream to have many women awaiting his pleasure, right? Still I was nervous thinking I'd be stuck in that house listening to them talk about me more! Somehow, I was sure this wasn't going to be that porn video where 4 girls attack the only cock in the room.

They separated into different rooms, and left the choice to me as what order to go in. Seeing as how I know her the best, I went to my wife first. Every woman is different in what it takes to get her off, and I knew I could please her the best. Didn't take her long, maybe 15 minutes and she was singing my song! My favorite song; my wife has the sexiest orgasm moans I've EVER heard. Then it was time to move into the next room.

I'm sure all the deviants (like myself) were looking forward to hearing the rest, but my alarm went off...my 3 year old! She'll wake me up if I sleep a moment past daylight ;)

Strangely enough, I'm hoping to finish the dream...I'm not sure why!

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Well, that's my contribution. Please throw your dreams into the thread. I know I'm not the only one that wants to hear others sex dreams :)
 
Bullus! I was really getting into how it was going to be you getting into an old flame from your past! You've got to get into that dream again, man!

I used to have a dream, often repeated, about me being one of a line up of guys, stood in sort of open cubicles so we couldn't see each other. The most sexy little piece would then walk up and down the row looking at each of us in turn, and then choose her bull. She'd draw him by his cock over to the bed we could all see behind her, and there they would fuck. Her chosen man would invariably screw her ruthlessly, and she'd go through squealing to shrieking and shaking as he pummeled her. I was never the guy! Just stuck in my cubicle jacking off like the rest!

Shrinks on here, don't bother telling me what all that was about - I don't want to know!

Simon
 
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I've had many sex dreams, but one that gets repeated is the "mystery breast fondler".

I'm working in an office or perhaps a library. I have to put some stuff up on an upper shelf, so that I'm obliged to reach up. At that moment, with my arms in the air and basically helpless, because I can't drop whatever it is I'm lifting up, a man comes up behind me, reaches his arms around me, and fondles my breasts. Sometimes he slides his hands under my shirt and plays with my nipples.

In the dream, I'm ambivalent about this, and in fact feel a little guilty at not being outraged. For some reason, I'm not able to look back and see who it is, so I never do find out.

I've had variations of this dream quite a number of times over the years. It's alternately thrilling and disturbing.
 
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