I had a dream last night

[Phelia]

That I posted here today, and I'm not one to make a liar out of my subconscious.

Trouble is that I can't remember what I said. Probably something enchantingly witty and alluring, like a meditation on my recent realization that my sexual appetite aligns itself with seasonal fruits (i.e. the first burst of summer sends me searching for trysts as juicy and sloppy as a tree-ripe peach, but in the last delicious few weeks I starve for sex like berries: dark and by the handful. In autumn, I opt for crisp and familiar as an apple), or the word "anal" repeated 69 times (i.e. "anal anal anal anal anal anal anal..." etc.).

Oh well. What matters is that I made my own dream come true. Hooray feminism! WE DID IT!

p.s. hi

 

[yossi]

I can't even pretend to be snarky in this instance.

Phelia!

 

[Mike_Yates]

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who discusses their bizarre dreams on this forum.

 

[thør]

I seem to recall the name.

 

[yossi]

But you'll always be better at it than anyone else, Mike.

 

[Phelia]

I can't even pretend to be snarky in this instance.

Phelia!

Hello my little planet rose! We've got the rest of our lives to be snarky. Let us live in the moment and smash our tits together. Whilst tap dancing. There's probably lots to talk about, but it can wait until après-dancing.

 

[Not Normal]

PHELIA!!! I'd wondered if you moved to Mars.

 

[Noor]

Welcome back, Phelia!

I had a strange dream last night too, so this makes perfect sense.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What matters is that I made my own dream come true. Hooray feminism! WE DID IT!

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Get that anal and smash tits the way you like it, Pheelie!

 

[Christobal]

That I posted here today, and I'm not one to make a liar out of my subconscious.

Trouble is that I can't remember what I said. Probably something enchantingly witty and alluring, like a meditation on my recent realization that my sexual appetite aligns itself with seasonal fruits (i.e. the first burst of summer sends me searching for trysts as juicy and sloppy as a tree-ripe peach, but in the last delicious few weeks I starve for sex like berries: dark and by the handful. In autumn, I opt for crisp and familiar as an apple), or the word "anal" repeated 69 times (i.e. "anal anal anal anal anal anal anal..." etc.).

Oh well. What matters is that I made my own dream come true. Hooray feminism! WE DID IT!

p.s. hi

I was a seasonal fruit in your dream. You were very rough and pushed into an orifice I never expected to be in. However, I will give the experience a 10. Thanks lovely.

 

[Phelia]

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who discusses their bizarre dreams on this forum.

It's you and me, Mike. It's always been you and me. We're in this together!! The dishwashers will never win!

I seem to recall the name.

I ran in the 2003 CA gubernatorial recall election and sell a margarine-based facial care line on QVC.

Bear! Alaska's still on my list, you know.

 

[Disgustipated]

Great. Rory broke out the Phelia alt














hi!

 

[anchoredinocean]

No one wants you here, so kindly gtfo.

 

[Disgustipated]

No one wants you here, so kindly gtfo.

Candlebox get named best indie band in the PNW again?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Great. Rory broke out the Phelia alt














hi!

Who's Phelia? Is she really an alt of Rory? If she is a blurt bitch please tell me now. I think the way she opened the thread was kind of Rory-ish but she didn't attack people like most liberal progressives here do. Still I cannot be sure and must be wary because everyone here indulges in the attack behaviors, like Luk and Rob who make alts. The name sounds Brittish, actually. That's a tell.

Okay, that's all I want to say, I'm not obsessed about alts with these Lit GB things like some of the liberal progressives here. Leaving the thread now. Bye!

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[Phelia]

PHELIA!!! I'd wondered if you moved to Mars.

Oh god, I wish. I could never afford the rent. THANKS OBAMA.

Hello hello xox!! I remember our late night postie crew back in 2008. There were a lot of beautiful breasts in that group. How lovely to see you!

Welcome back, Phelia!

I had a strange dream last night too, so this makes perfect sense.

Thank you, Noor

I don't normally remember my dreams, so I chalked it up to the weather, as one does. Either way, I am happy it's brought us together! My fondest greetings to you and Moo and dearest Mr. Bear *curtsies*

Sometimes dreams can be submarines

I was a seasonal fruit in your dream. You were very rough and pushed into an orifice I never expected to be in. However, I will give the experience a 10. Thanks lovely.

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Great. Rory broke out the Phelia alt



hi!

Hi CADE

Know who I miss? Karen Kraft. I, personally, would love to hear from an articulate, reasonable, young female conservative in this historic moment for our country. I think she would bring a really measured, thoughtful perspective to the table. Fuckin' Sonny, man.

 

[thør]

I ran in the 2003 CA gubernatorial recall election and sell a margarine-based facial care line on QVC.

Bear! Alaska's still on my list, you know.

See you then.

 

[Not Normal]

Oh god, I wish. I could never afford the rent. THANKS OBAMA.

Hello hello xox!! I remember our late night postie crew back in 2008. There were a lot of beautiful breasts in that group. How lovely to see you!

That was a lifetime ago. You are a bright from dark times.

 

[Disgustipated]

Who's Phelia? Is she really an alt of Rory? If she is a blurt bitch please tell me now. I think the way she opened the thread was kind of Rory-ish but she didn't attack people like most liberal progressives here do. Still I cannot be sure and must be wary because everyone here indulges in the attack behaviors, like Luk and Rob who make alts. The name sounds Brittish, actually. That's a tell.

Okay, that's all I want to say, I'm not obsessed about alts with these Lit GB things like some of the liberal progressives here. Leaving the thread now. Bye!

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That's gonna make heads get flown'.

Hi CADE

Know who I miss? Karen Kraft. I, personally, would love to hear from an articulate, reasonable, young female conservative in this historic moment for our country. I think she would bring a really measured, thoughtful perspective to the table. Fuckin' Sonny, man.

That's just mean.

Good to see ya, chica. Glad you're settin' the universe ablaze with your awesomeness.

 

[Phelia]

Get that anal and smash tits the way you like it, Pheelie!

Lemonade .gifs GIVE ME LIFE

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Hiiiiiii

No one wants you here, so kindly gtfo.

Thank u 4 asking nicely and u make a great point c u all later oh also

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[Wings]

I think of you often, Pheeee.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That was a lifetime ago. You are a bright from dark times.

Well put, Goodman NotNorm.

I think Galadriel, the Lady of Lorien, said it best:

"I give you the light of Phelia*, our most beloved star. May it be a light to you in dark places when all other lights go out."

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*paraphrased, of course

 

[Phelia]

That was a lifetime ago. You are a bright from dark times.

And you are too kind, as ever

The weird part is that I've been a chatbot this entire time. Just an assortment of random responses with various keyword triggers. They were going to hire me as AOL's movie phone back in the day but there were a few bugs and I ended up too mouthy.

I think of you often, Pheeee.

And I think of you and your beautiful family (including adorable pitbull) (and whatever various woodland creatures make their way across your backyard). Also I remember and treasure your gorgeous sparkly fingernails and the time you drew me coconuts* and your very pretty handwriting.

*I think

 

[richard_daily]

That I posted here today, and I'm not one to make a liar out of my subconscious.

Trouble is that I can't remember what I said. Probably something enchantingly witty and alluring, like a meditation on my recent realization that my sexual appetite aligns itself with seasonal fruits (i.e. the first burst of summer sends me searching for trysts as juicy and sloppy as a tree-ripe peach, but in the last delicious few weeks I starve for sex like berries: dark and by the handful. In autumn, I opt for crisp and familiar as an apple), or the word "anal" repeated 69 times (i.e. "anal anal anal anal anal anal anal..." etc.).

Oh well. What matters is that I made my own dream come true. Hooray feminism! WE DID IT!

p.s. hi

I just came.

 

[Not Normal]

And you are too kind, as ever

The weird part is that I've been a chatbot this entire time. Just an assortment of random responses with various keyword triggers. They were going to hire me as AOL's movie phone back in the day but there were a few bugs and I ended up too mouthy.