I guess its official, I'm a Les-Bro!

[Frimost]

I always thought that guys saying "I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body" was just an overused, hackney, corny-ass pickup line or well worn gag that long lost its amusement (and I'm a guy to boot).

However, after last night, I am starting to wonder whether such a thing can actually be true in some cases.

There I was, I saw two cute girls so I started up a conversation with them.
They were fun, vivacious, outgoing, loud, flirtatious, and very gay!
Not that there is anything wrong with that by any means, but when lesbians are supposed to be a minority, especially in a small town in a Republican county in Illinois and you find out for the umpteenth time that the girls you picked to talk to are lesbians (and not just straight women who say they are lesbians to blow guys off who are hitting on them) you start to wonder about yourself and why this keeps occurring again and again when so many actually lesbians in women's bodies in the same friggin county are always complaining how HARD it is to meet other gay and bi women. At one point one of them leaned over anc asked me how it was for me to discover all the girls I picked to hit on turned out to be dykes! lol

Anyway, I am cool and laid back and perfectly content to just stay and talk and keep it on a friends or drinking buddies level.

OMFG, it was like watching an episode of the L word in real life. These girls were dirtier and more explicit then us guys EVER get when talking about women and sex among ourselves. I can't even tell you all the things I saw and the stuff they said last night. They dry-humped each other in the bar, one showed the other her labia piercing right in the bar, they fondled each other, one sucked the other's toes in the bar and talked about how far she could get her foot in her pussy, they joked around about fisting each other, bite each other, grabbed each other and teased about how wet they were getting each other...damn. It was crazy, and when one of the girls "other g/f's" arrived to pick her up to take her to another bar because she was so drunk there was complete lesbian drama because their was jealousy that she was trying to steal her g/f because the two I met had just gone on a canoeing trip together without her.

What a night, and well worth it on $1 beer night!

I might become good friends with one of them who took my number at the end of the night.'

But I have mixed feelings about this, as much fun as I have hanging around girls like that it is also not so great for me either on one hand in the fact my personal sexual needs are not being met since I can never find a single het. girl interested in me and instead get caught up in fun, platonic, les-bro fun.

If you are looking for a conclusion or resolution to this diatribe I am sorry because you are going to be sorely disappointed. I have mixed feeling on it and have no idea what to do about it if anything or if I should just sit back and enjoy the show.
Jerry, Jerry! Lol

I guess even though I am not a lesbian or bi-girl I apparently have superb (subconscious) gay-dar for women.

 

[Soulfiregirl]

Sit back and enjoy the show. Ya never know, maybe one day you'll be invited for a private party and some threesome action. (hey, you're having more luck finding bi and lesbian women then I am darnit...lol)

 

[John Doe]

Even if the "Les-Bro" phenomenon exists, I highly doubt you are among thier ranks.

 

[Curtis254]

Frimost, I just read your post... I can understand your question.. and I can relate to your little quandry..

A number of years ago (I am not going to say how many), I had met a very attractive and wonderful woman. Regardless of how and where I met her, we became friends and went out a few times. One evening we were having coffee after having gone to dinner and a movie, she told me that we needed to get a few things clear about our "relationship". So in order to talk more honestly and what not, she suggested we go to her place rather than the coffee shop we were at.

At her place, she told me that she was bi. But that she was really more interested in women than men. She said we could be friends, go out, but that she didn't want to hurt me, as we could not be more than friends, and that she wanted a LTR with a woman, not a man. I told her it was fine with me, as I did enjoy her company, and having someone like her as a friend. Things went well for two years.. we were very good frineds, and even though we seemed to be attracted to the same women, we didn't end up n the sack, nor even a threesome the we both thought would be nice with a few of the women we were both attracted to.

One night we had gone out, and when we got back to her place, we decided that I should spend the night at her place, rather than making the drive home. Yes, we were going to sleep in the same bed. In fact as we turned off the lights, she rolled over to my side and cuddled up next to me. Her head in the crook of my shoulder, and one arm over my chest. We talked for a bit with the lights off, and she asked me to make love to her.

After a really hot and sensuous bout of love-making, or maybe a bout of passionate sex.. we rolled apart, and she said it was like I was her own personal male-lesbian. She then rolled back into my embrace and we fell asleep. The next morning, we woke up, and she made breakfast for us. While I was sitting there at her kitchen table, she came over, sat on my lap, and we talked about what had transpored... we agreed that it was good, that we wanted it to happen again, and that we both felt it could be nice, but she still wanted a woman.

About a week later, we were out at a local bar, and I happened to see a friend that I hadn't seen in over a year. I didn't know that she was even in town,. let alone that she would be in a bar that catered to gays and straights. She had always left when any conversation was going on about gays, lesbians, or anything even remotely related.

I introduced her to my "friend", and the two of them hit if off well, In fact, when I was returning from the mens room, I caught them kissing as I got back to the table. This was the start of a great relationship for them. They are still together, still love each other, and consider themselves married. I was invited to join them in bed a couple of times, and even though one refuses to let me touch her or her touch me, my friend still calls me her "male-lesbian", and she openly admits to her "wife" that other than her, I am the only one that can make her orgasm with my hand or tongue. They are both happy in their relationship, they are both very attractive, feminine, and get hit on by men all the time.

After the last time we were all out to dinner, my friend told her wife that she again wanted me to join them in bed.. it was their 20th anniversary.. and she wanted to thank me for introducing them to each other. Her partner said no after hearing the "male-lesbian" comment again, and rather than an argument happening, I left them to celebrate on their own.

I haven't seen them for several years, but I hear from friends that they are still together and very happy. I still hear from other frineds that I am still refered to by BOTH of them as their best friend and their own very special "Male-Lesbian".. this has caused many laughs from people that dont know me or them. But it has made a few of my other lesbian friends wonder what it means..

I dont consider myself a lesbian in a mans body.. just a man who loves women.. straight, gay or transgendered... women are special... all of them.

Curtis.

PS. Sorry this was so long...

Sit back and enjoy the show. Ya never know, maybe one day you'll be invited for a private party and some threesome action. (hey, you're having more luck finding bi and lesbian women then I am darnit...lol)

 

[Soulfiregirl]

....loves women.. straight, gay or transgendered... women are special... all of them.

Ditto.

 

[Curtis254]

Ditto.

thanks..

and I love that picture (your avitar).. mmm.. could fall deep into those eyes... and that smile...mmmmmmm.


Curtis.

 

[DarkAurora]

There are male-to-female transsexuals who do like women and not men.