I guess I'm a sexpert

[Cruel2BKind]

I'm in an Intro to GLBT studies class here at my college, and one of the ways to earn extra credit is to go to events sponsored by the Gender and Women's studies branch of the school. So tonight, I went to an auditorium filled with college students and professors who asked questions.

The people who answered the questions were respectively, a Woman's health major, a Nurse practitioner, a Psychologist that specialized in sex therapy and sex anxiety, a sociologist, and the manager of 'Smitten Kitten' a local sex-toy company.

I literally knew the answer to every question asked. From the questions about genital piercings, to dental dams, to fisting, pegging, sex toys, you name it.

I'm a sexpert.

 

[TE999]

I'm in an Intro to GLBT studies class here at my college, and one of the ways to earn extra credit is to go to events sponsored by the Gender and Women's studies branch of the school. So tonight, I went to an auditorium filled with college students and professors who asked questions.

The people who answered the questions were respectively, a Woman's health major, a Nurse practitioner, a Psychologist that specialized in sex therapy and sex anxiety, a sociologist, and the manager of 'Smitten Kitten' a local sex-toy company.

I literally knew the answer to every question asked. From the questions about genital piercings, to dental dams, to fisting, pegging, sex toys, you name it.

I'm a sexpert.

That's what comes from hanging around this nest of sex maniacs.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yup, we introduce you to perversion right!

 

[Stella_Omega]

There are never enough sex experts in this world. Hie thee forth and share your knowledge, baby!

 

[tolyk]

I'm in an Intro to GLBT studies class here at my college, and one of the ways to earn extra credit is to go to events sponsored by the Gender and Women's studies branch of the school. So tonight, I went to an auditorium filled with college students and professors who asked questions.

The people who answered the questions were respectively, a Woman's health major, a Nurse practitioner, a Psychologist that specialized in sex therapy and sex anxiety, a sociologist, and the manager of 'Smitten Kitten' a local sex-toy company.

I literally knew the answer to every question asked. From the questions about genital piercings, to dental dams, to fisting, pegging, sex toys, you name it.

I'm a sexpert.

Did you take notes so you can quiz the rest of the class?

 

[emipet]

What is 'pegging'?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

What is 'pegging'?

That was going to be my question, but with an added "the fuck" in the middle of "what" and "is"

 

[PennLady]

That was going to be my question, but with an added "the fuck" in the middle of "what" and "is"

You need to read Dan Savage from time to time...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I just googled it. Now I know why I didn't know what it was. I care not for that type of thing.

 

[amofiga]

I'm in an Intro to GLBT studies class here at my college, and one of the ways to earn extra credit is to go to events sponsored by the Gender and Women's studies branch of the school. So tonight, I went to an auditorium filled with college students and professors who asked questions.

The people who answered the questions were respectively, a Woman's health major, a Nurse practitioner, a Psychologist that specialized in sex therapy and sex anxiety, a sociologist, and the manager of 'Smitten Kitten' a local sex-toy company.

I literally knew the answer to every question asked. From the questions about genital piercings, to dental dams, to fisting, pegging, sex toys, you name it.

I'm a sexpert.

So did they ask you to teach the next course? Perhaps you should open a special consultation service.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I just googled it. Now I know why I didn't know what it was. I care not for that type of thing.

There were a lot of young men in the auditorium who had never heard of it either. To hear their shocked and intrigued gasps was an experience I will not forget any time soon.

Also, many of them were too nervous to ask certain questions out loud, so they were able to write them on note cards and hand them to a volunteer dressed as a vagina.

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/1/big-pink-1.jpg

I wish I was funny and clever enough to make something like that up, but nay, it was the truth. Then the vagina read the questions out loud.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

There were a lot of young men in the auditorium who had never heard of it either. To hear their shocked and intrigued gasps was an experience I will not forget any time soon.

Well I didn't gasp when I found out. I simply said to myself, "Oh, that. I'm not into that." It's very difficult to shock me with sexuality with all of the porn I have seen and read over the last ten years (I was mostly porn free before 2000).

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Dressed as a vagina? http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/smilies/36_2_34.gifhttp://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/smilies/36_2_34.gifhttp://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/smilies/36_2_34.gif


As for 'pegging', it's a lot more pleasurable than you might initially think. Her hands and nipples all over your back add greatly to the experience.

 

[lance gt]

And people said you can't learn anything from porn/erotic writing.