I got trouble........

[Shagly]

I think I am in trouble!

Today at 10:00 AM the normal (kind of) 39 year old cute houseworker that my mother hired 9 months ago stopped in here for her twice weekly job of doing what she likes to do.

She asked me when she first got here today to go online to the New York State Unified Court web page and download then print out a set of legal forms for a uncontested divorce, I printed out the forms for her, now she wants me to take her to get them notarized and file them at the County court house to get the docket number, she wants me to represent her as her lawyer!

She even signed the power of attorney form I printed out from the State court system.

Her husband has been cheating on her since they were married in 2005.

My mother told her she could live with us until she gets settled down.

From what my mother told me she said she loves me!

I can't get married yet, I am still in college.

I have never been married........yet.

She cooks, cleans, does the laundry sometimes and even wants me to take her clothes shopping.

I do not want a arranged marriage, she even wants a half a dozen kids.

What am I to do?

 

[Scrotumus]

Step up to the plate and take your swings!

 

[Shagly]

Step up to the plate and take your swings!

I did not do it, it is not my kid.

 

[shykittyme]

I think I am in trouble!

Today at 10:00 AM the normal (kind of) 39 year old cute houseworker that my mother hired 9 months ago stopped in here for her twice weekly job of doing what she likes to do.

She asked me when she first got here today to go online to the New York State Unified Court web page and download then print out a set of legal forms for a uncontested divorce, I printed out the forms for her, now she wants me to take her to get them notarized and file them at the County court house to get the docket number, she wants me to represent her as her lawyer!

She even signed the power of attorney form I printed out from the State court system.

Her husband has been cheating on her since they were married in 2005.

My mother told her she could live with us until she gets settled down.

From what my mother told me she said she loves me!

I can't get married yet, I am still in college.

I have never been married........yet.

She cooks, cleans, does the laundry sometimes and even wants me to take her clothes shopping.

I do not want a arranged marriage, she even wants a half a dozen kids.

What am I to do?

Good grief, just because you're in college dear, doesn't mean anyone can force you to do anything....is there more to this story, I wonder?

 

[Shagly]

Good grief, just because you're in college dear, doesn't mean anyone can force you to do anything....is there more to this story, I wonder?

Yep, my mother is wiggy and she is getting in the middle of things.

 

[Morrigu]

Sweetie, just cos you're helpful doesn't mean you have to be helped into anything.

 

[Shagly]

Sweetie, just cos you're helpful doesn't mean you have to be helped into anything.

I did not think so.

 

[shykittyme]

Well then...problem solved. Be honest, explain that your mom is wiggy, you do apologise for any misunderstanding she may have caused, you dont have those feelings for her, and that you have no intention of having half a dozen children. And if she comes on to you, id try to resist, because i think she may be wiggier than your mom...

 

[Shagly]

Well then...problem solved. Be honest, explain that your mom is wiggy, you do apologise for any misunderstanding she may have caused, you dont have those feelings for her, and that you have no intention of having half a dozen children. And if she comes on to you, id try to resist, because i think she may be wiggier than your mom...

I should try that.

 

[done_got_old]

Sounds like you're practically married now.