I Got Trolls...........

[Sparky Kronkite]

The other day I went out to play
Beautiful morning, beautiful day
Wonderful feeling down in my soul
When I was bush whacked by stickin' Trolls

I got Trolls - scratchin' my balls
I got Trolls - fistin' my ass
I got Trolls - they's wippin' my pud
But I ain't got you babe - it's understood

Out from under some bridge
They came at me so fast
In my pants, man I was aghast
They bit me and stroked me and made crude jokes
Can't seem to get rid of these stupid dopes

(everybody now)

I got Trolls - scratchin' my balls
I got Trolls - massaging my ass
I got Trolls - they's wippin' my pud
But I ain't got you babe - it's understood

 

[Guest]

Oh puhleeeeeze, don't insult da trolls.

 

[Softly]

Number 1 on the charts.

Sparky,

If you get the right group to sing that, it would shoot up to number one on the charts, for sure.

 

[Guest]

They bit me and stroked me and made crude jokes
Can't seem to get rid of these stupid dopes

If you don't deserve trolls then nobody does.

Nice rhyme, jokes and dopes, must be a new style of doggeral

 

[Guest]

In my best hippy inmitation......

 

[Bobtoad777]

Lucious Lioness,

I am looking for you, you know where, and you know what.