I got my first troll!!

[Ezzie]

I'm so excited by this that I had to share it with you all. It's not as much fun as I thought it would be considering I know who it is. But, hell, it's a trolling nonetheless!

*Pops open champagne bottle*

 

[ChefChip]

troll?

troll, like one of those little naked guys with hair that you can play with?

 

[Ezzie]

Re: troll?

troll, like one of those little naked guys with hair that you can play with?

No, we're not talking about what she looks like. I'm talking about one of those "Guests" of Lit who follow you around and say bad things about you to make themselves feel better.

 

[ChefChip]

oh I see, well then who is your troll? can I be they're troll and if I was what would that make us?

 

[SweetCherry]

Damn, that's not fair. Which pet shop did you get it from? I've been trying to find one, but there's none that catch my eye within my price range.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

I'm so excited by this that I had to share it with you all. It's not as much fun as I thought it would be considering I know who it is. But, hell, it's a trolling nonetheless!

*Pops open champagne bottle*

Where do I get one?

 

[Debbie]

I'm so excited by this that I had to share it with you all. It's not as much fun as I thought it would be considering I know who it is. But, hell, it's a trolling nonetheless!

*Pops open champagne bottle*

How did you get so lucky?
Trolls are as rare as hen's teeth and
so many people are on the waiting list.

 

[ChefChip]

I don't think I would really want one, what the hell do they do, try to make fun of you. YOu should fight them

 

[Ezzie]

All it takes to get one is to announce recent events of your life and then one non believer comes along and that's it.

Had I known it was that simple, I'd have done something special a long time ago.

 

[Ezzie]

Mine didn't make fun of me. It called me a liar. But, I think it went away again when I offered up proof of my wedding by offering to let the troll meet my new husband.

 

[ChefChip]

good plan, was it a guy or a girl? can I get a female one ?

 

[Ezzie]

You can have mine if she ever comes back. She's trolled before, she'll troll again.

 

[ChefChip]

thanks, is she hot?

 

[Ezzie]

As hot as Antartica.

 

[ChefChip]

damn, you can keep her then. Can I be your new troll, I'll be nice and you can comb my hair and stuff ( like the toy) Just kiding nay way more reading ot do

 

[April]

Damn. I never get trolls. And I announce life stuff all the time. I think that goes to prove that I'm just too boring to troll!

(ha! if you only knew)

 

[Ezzie]

You can have mine, April. I'm bored with it already.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Like April, I'm just too boring to attract trolls. To get a troll you need to be able to claim some incredible experience. Or at least post it on the board. (I for one recently had mind blowing sex, but felt posting the details would be a trifle tacky.)

So here's what we do. We lay troll traps. We post threads claiming to have had incredible intercourse 40 times in 36 hours. (OK, that one only works if you are a guy. You ladies are capable of far more.) The trolls will flock to us screaming "Bullshit". That's the mating cry of the troll.

We then trap them. We can sell them to the troll deprived and make a fortune. I can see it now. I will have my own show on cable TV called "Troll Hunter". I can yell crikey (or whatever the hell that damn ozzie says) every time a troll tries to bite me.

I'll be rich and famous and April will come back from europe to be my mistress.

 

[Ezzie]

LOL @ Troll traps.

Thanks, I needed to laugh this morning.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'll troll your ass Darlin'

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'll troll your ass Darlin'

Good morning my lady of storms. And just who's ass were you offering to troll? (dropping trews as he speaks).

 

[April]

LMAO at Irish.

I'd try it, but I doubt I could get a troll's attention no matter what I posted.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Good morning my lady of storms. And just who's ass were you offering to troll? (dropping trews as he speaks).

Your ass of course. Twas my subtle way of saying Good Morning to ya.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Your ass of course. Twas my subtle way of saying Good Morning to ya.

Ever so subtle, my lady. And good morning to you.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

LMAO at Irish.

I'd try it, but I doubt I could get a troll's attention no matter what I posted.

Then after I become rich and famous, I shall gift you with my best troll. One who is nasty and will flame everything you post.

And you are never boring my friend.