I got hijacked for a fucking hour!

[April]

God, I wish there were a nail-tapping-due-to-impatience-and-frustration smiley.

I hate it. Really, really hate it. He comes wandering up here, acting all innocent, and makes me look at a whole bunch of other web sites. All his stuff. Can't he fucking wait his turn? It's like nails on a blackboard to me.

I never do this to him when he's online. His online time is his own and I respect it. He just doesn't get that I want to look at my stuff when I'm online, not his!

Fucking disrespect. I'm tired of it, and I'm tired of trying to explain why it bothers me so much.

He. just. doesn't. get. it.

And then, as his parting act, he sprays bug spray up here. Ick. Now it stinks. Great. Thanks. I love you too.

 

[Guest]

DEATH TO THE HIJACKER!

 

[April]

Fucker ate almost all my M&M's too. Shit. It's a good thing I get two bags when we go shopping.

 

[sexy-girl]

at least he doesnt hijack your lit account like lisa does with mine

 

[Guest]

Fucker ate almost all my M&M's too. Shit. It's a good thing I get two bags when we go shopping.

POISON his M&Ms. That will teach him.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

April, Darling!

You Gotta Kick His Ass!

 

[Sandia]

It's always the little things that drive you crazy, no?

 

[sunstruck]

Fucker ate almost all my M&M's too. Shit. It's a good thing I get two bags when we go shopping.

See now that's just unforgivable. Call a lawyer! lol

I bought a laptop just to avoid this problem. lol I knew he'd drive me batty otherwise.

 

[April]

The laptop is on the way. I've tried to explain my position, but he just doesn't understand that I don't want to look at his stuff when I'm online.

*sigh*

Maybe I should take to locking the door?

 

[sexy-girl]

laptops are cool i love having my lap top being able to write out in the garden or browse the net/lit

 

[Calamity Jane]

You could be like me and just never let him get online.

 

[islandman]

Fucker ate almost all my M&M's too. Shit. It's a good thing I get two bags when we go shopping.

Simple solution. Replace M&Ms with Ex-Lax tablets. That'll teach the sod!

 

[April]

But they're MY M&M's!